Hey! Who put a Mad Lib at the top of my blog? Oh wait: Lindsay Lohan does owe $16,000 on her storage unit, although not the storage unit that sits atop her neck. That appears to have been long-abandoned.
Burn.
And New York City Strip Club, Scores, is willing to front Lohan the cash to pay her debt and keep her stuff. And she doesn’t even have to strip for it!
No, she just has to awkwardly host their live chat feature at Scores Online. Score also offered one month’s rent on her Beverly Hills digs. I suppose it’s a good thing that they’re helping out with the storage unit. Beverly Hills homes are expensive and I can only imagine the large bag it would take to contain a month of LiLo’s rent when it’s all in crumpled singles.
Hello, we’re here to pay Lindsay’s utilities.
No word on what the troubled starlet would have to do to earn this VIP status on the Scores payroll.
Well, Lindsay, as your self-appointed honorary mother I don’t know what to tell you. Option A: Get in bed with an F-List (ahem) business and further chip away at your credibility but keep personal belongings off the auction block, especially if those belongings include embarrassing school pictures or Christmas sweaters. In other words, take any legal work you can get. Or Option B: Scores Live looks elsewhere, presumably to Carson Daly. And none of us want that.
No Carson Dalys were harmed in my unfounded assumption that he is being courted to host online stripper chats. The only people ever harmed by Daly are the ones trying to stay awake.
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