We at Mamapop have already discussed that it seems many celebs are taking time out of their busy schedules to bump uglies and procreate lately. Well, guess who just announced – during a concert in Atlantic City — that he’s got his OWN baby-mama?
KIMYE. (That’s Kanye and Kim combined. Sort of. Whatever, that’s their Official Celebrity Couple Name. Back off, I didn’t make it up.)
IMMA LET KIM FINISH, BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST PREGNANCY OF ALL TIME!1!!!
In fact, not only did he announce to the audience that Kim was his baby-mama, he auto-tuned it. HOW VERY KANYE OF HIM. What’s more hilarious is the folks controlling the music didn’t let him finish. Maybe it was Taylor Swift?
Of course, immediately after word was out, the rest of the Kardashian Klan Clan took to the Twitters to confirm that Kayne wasn’t just being the weirdo he usually is:
Kim’s Twitter has so far been silent on the matter (as of butt-ass-early a.m. Monday morning), as has Kanye’s, but E! News is reporting this is all legit, and that Kim is about 12 weeks along.
What’s also coming along is Kim’s marriage to hubby Kris Humphries, because their divorce isn’t even final. Oh, the DRAMAZ. These guys should have a TV show!
There are also reports that Kim’s been treated for morning sickness, and since Her Royal Hotness Kate Middleton was diagnosed with hypermesis (way worse morning sickness) and is nearly as far along as Ms Kardashian, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Kim starts issuing commiserating “I SO know what she’s going through” statements, which OH NO YOU DON’T.
So, congrats, Kim and Kanye! Kan’t Can’t wait to see what you name the baby! Might I suggest “Grammy”? *cackle*
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