Once upon a time a hot young actor hit the big time and had to learn his way around the mysterious, swanky world of Hollywood’s business elite– except he brought his “friends” along and they caused all kinds of problems because of course they did.
Also: Jeremy Piven has a punchable mouth.
There! We’re caught up! That’s everything I know about the show Entourage, and full disclosure, I had to look part of that up.
Well watch out world! Looks like I have eight seasons of testosterone magic to catch up on because cha-cha-cha-cha-cha there’s going to be an Entourage movie gracing the screens of theaters nationwide and we’d best prepare ourselves accordingly. Yep. That’s a thing that’s happening! Welcome to America!
Though rumors of a potential film have been swirling through all the “ultra-cool” clubs for the last few years, executive producer and original Entourage inspiration Mark Wahlberg finally spilled the official beans all over the ground so nobody can even eat those anymore:
MTV News: I know we’ve talked the last couple years and you’ve always said, “This is gonna happen, this has been my mission to make this happen.” How tough was it to get this greenlit?
Mark Wahlberg: I always knew the fans wanted a movie. Everywhere I’d go, people are always asking me, “What about ‘Entourage’? What about ‘Entourage’? When’s the movie coming?” So it just took a long time.
MTV: So what’s the time frame? The script’s done, it’s got the green light, do you know when you guys shoot and when it’s eyeing to release?
Wahlberg: Well, hopefully spring. Spring or summer. May, June, depending on scheduling. I mean, either a summer movie or a fall movie, depending. But I like the summer. I like April, May.
There you have it, folks. Some time in May or June or fall or spring or winter OR WHENEVER, Entourage fans will get the closure they’ve been so desperately begging Mark Wahlberg for whenever they catch him eating a bagel on the street or taking a pee in a public restroom. I’m sure he’s looking forward to the peaceful silence of them shutting the hell up about it. (Just kidding, I know he loves it when people interrupt his bodily functions to talk about Entourage: The Mark Wahlberg Diaries.)
The full cast will return to continue their mad-cap adventures in bromance, and there will be boobs in it because you can’t spell ‘Entourage’ without lotsaboobs innit. That’s a joke someone told me about Entourage, someone who’s probably seen it at least one time.
Astute observers may be thinking, “Wait, didn’t this breaking news break back in September and also like 5 other times?” Correct! Apparently we’re excited about it all over again, again. Mark Wahlberg is just helping you revisit those lovely memories. It’s a public service, really.
When Entourage ended in 2011, presumably there were some people who “liked it” and were sad. Now they won’t be sad anymore. Congratulations guys! It’s finally your big day! Unbutton those top three buttons and crack open some Avion tequila!
Eh, you know. Whatever. They made two Sex in the City movies. I guess we can go along with this.