‘Te’o-ing’ Meme Restores Our Faith In Sports Humanity The Viral Internet


Manti Te’o and his fake girlfriend have been rocking the Internet pretty hardcore for the past day and a half, and kids, this shitstorm doesn’t show signs of stopping.

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Te’o's got the speshul sawce.

*FISTPUMP*

Yes, the latest meme to sweep teh interwebs involves Te’o and his…erm… “girlfriend.” You know, the dead one…that never existed. It’s just such a great and utterly ridiculous story that will never make sense. So why not make nonsense of it, right? (See what I did there?)

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Well played, Cosmo. Well played.

HAPPY DANCE.

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Behind that tall girl? Err…gotta go potty, BRB.

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I’M TOTES BONIN’ HER LATER, BRAH!

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I see fake people :/

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LIGHTBULB

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I see her face, and I can’t let go! She’s in my dreams and my heart, so let me know!

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A dead girlfriend ain’t one! (Just the dead grandma.)

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Jan Brady rocks fake ppl OLD SKOOL

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Girl gotsta cuddle, yo!

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BAHAHAHAHAHA

And then there was awesome tidbit too (only semi-related):

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SNORT.

Ain’t life GRAND, you guys?! Happy Friday!

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About Kristine Cook

Kristine knows who Arcade Fire is. Sadly, she is also familiar with Teresa Giudice's bubbies, Justin Bieber's hair, and Kanye's tweeting habits. She blogs at Wait in the Van



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  • http://twitter.com/highlyirritable Jeni M

    Shit. Genuine guffaw at the Donald Trump tweet. Love it.

    • http://www.waitinthevan.com Kristine

      Right?! I think it’s going to be the best tweet of 2013. Mark my words.

  • http://www.amalah.com Amalah

    This is the greatest thing I’ve seen/read/cry-laffed-over since this story broke:

    http://www.headingfortheexits.com/hfte-exclusive-chat-transcript-between-manti-teo-and-lennay-kekua/

    (oh no stop car pizza)

    • http://www.waitinthevan.com Kristine

      HAHAhahahahaha

      Also: Every time I see “Lennay,” I hear John-Malkovich-as-George-from-Of-Mice-and-Men’s voice saying it.

  • SuzyQuzey

    That Trump tweet trumps all.