Today In Dumb: Idiot Teacher Tweets Photos Of Herself Half-Naked, Smoking Pot


In what is rapidly becoming a cautionary tale to nudity-loving pothead teachers everywhere (there’s gotta be, what, a few dozen of those out there at least, right?), one Carly McKinney, 23, a 10th grade math teacher in Colorado, is currently under suspension by her school district for some seriously moronic behavior.

Just HOW moronic? Oh, lawd. It’s difficult to wrap one’s brain around the epic stupid.

It seems McKinney liked to post some fairly, err, interesting content to Twitter stream under the handle @crunky_bear, including but not limited to nearly-nude photos, comments about students being “jailbait,” and jokes about smoking pot – complete with visual evidence:

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Because, you know, it’s not like HER JOB WORKING WITH CHILDREN would be relevant here at all, right?

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*headdesk*

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I’m guessing her students probably got a kick out of all of this. The parents of those kids… not so much.

McKinney claims “a friend” created the account as a parody, and I don’t know about you but it makes total sense to me that a friend would create a “parody account” of their nobody 23-year-old teacher pal and stock it full of compromising photos and damning drug-related content. Man, what a laugh-riot! FRIENDSHIP! *arm-punch*

Of course all of this raises the question: does it really matter what a teacher does outside the classroom? Clearly McKinney is a very special kind of moron, and posting all of this publicly was beyond misguided on her part — that goes without saying. But should teachers be held to a different moral standard relative to their behavior than the rest of us? Would you care if you found out that your kid’s teacher was a pothead with a juvenile sense of humor who liked to take naked photos of herself, *provided* she was good at her job? Is it the making-public of this behavior that bothers us, or the behavior itself?

Thoughts?

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Tracey is a PhD dropout, geek, and mom. Follow her on Twitter and Google+.



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  • TLanceB

    worst. friend. ever.
    or she’ll just a dumb ass. You pick.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

      SO NOT getting the BFF split-charm necklace.

  • Roo Ciambriello

    I think the worst part is that she called kids “jailbait.” So gross.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

      Yeah, agreed. The pot-smoking in and of itself isn’t so much of an issue (due to the legality of it in CO), but the ‘jailbait’ comment… just eww.

    • DianaCLT

      Also? She posted a nekkid picture of herself! I mean, seriously?? Her “friend” did this? You can see where her naked torso meets her naked hip, and her naked thigh below that. Seems to me that she was trying to get the attention of said Jailbait. :/

      • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

        If you click through the source-link at the bottom of the post (NSFW!!!!), the other photos she posted are much, MUCH worse, too.

        • DianaCLT

          Ho-lee shit.

          • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

            Toldja! :) (or :( as the case may be)

          • DianaCLT

            But didja notice how I broke it down to HO-lee shit?

          • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

            ZING!!!!

  • sickerthnothers

    As I said on twitter, it’s not so much what she did but that she didn’t protect her information. I expect the teachers of my kids to be smarter than they are about internet privacy and to mentor them about same. As far as the content, that’s regrettable but as far as I know not strictly illegal. Probably against her union contract though. What bothers me more is that she wasn’t smart about some very basic internet privacy practices on which I expect my teachers to be up-to-date.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

      Good points. And regarding the legality/illegality of the pot issue, I honestly think if you swapped out “pot” for “booze” this would all still come off just as bad (her endless ‘woot, can’t wait to get drunk after class!’ etc). If you truly wanna let it all hang out (not that it’s a good idea), THIS is what a private, anonymous twitter would be for.

      • sickerthnothers

        Yes. Absolutely re: the legality. But here in the deep south, were she talking about getting hammered at the local bar, she’d have more sympathy. She’d still be judged harshly. Not that I think really that we should be judging her behavior off-hours as much as we should be judging her misunderstanding of how to use tech to protect her career. I think that’s where the breakdown is, and that’s the conversation: Are we attracting to this profession the caliber of folks who have the critical thinking skills and level of processing skills required to separate their private and career online personas? (alternately, are we educating our educators on tech privacy and if so why not? I can say emphatically this is NOT done at our local level, and there is a major problem happening at a local school as a result.) It can be done; we know people who are doing it. I’m not sure I believe, philosophically, that this is something that should HAVE to happen-I wish we lived in a more progressive world, where we could all stomach seeing people outside of their prescribed environment and come away from it emotionally whole.

  • http://twitter.com/Catootes Catootes

    Oh Dear Gods THE STUPID. I expect had little miss naked spliff-face not been caught now, she’d likely end up in a news story for orgies with her students in a short little while. Because jailbait is really not the way to refer to students and keep your job as a teacher. If you’re going to do this type of thing in your private life, make sure it stays that way is the first rule of the don’t be a dumbass club.

  • LMRoss

    Yep, I’m with some of the other commenters here – what she does in her private life is her own business, but posting all of this online (and unprotected!) shows some shockingly bad judgment, which is what is concerning to me. That and the comments about jailbait and teaching high – but again, bad judgment! The fact that someone who displays this level of stupidity and bad judgment is teaching high schoolers worries me quite a bit.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

      She’s not getting an invite to join Mensa, that’s for sure.

  • Miss Banshee

    The thing that blows my mind is that my dad was a high school teacher and coach (track and cross country) for FORTY YEARS and was always worried that he’d do something that some crackpot would interpret as inappropriate. Of course he never did anything inappropriate, but the concern HAUNTED him and this is before the internet even existed. And this woman is doing THIS shit. Unbelievable.

  • http://www.amalah.com Amalah

    For some reason it’s the selfies that make me smack my head the hardest. Fine, run an “edgy” Twitter account under a fake handle and say whatever shit you want, but…including photos of your dumb self? Oh my God. (Because no, I do not buy the “mysterious friend created a parody account” story at all.) The lesson she is now learning the hard way is not a new one, and shouldn’t be at all surprising to a 23-year-old who has grown up with the Internet and social media, and yet she really seems shocked! (shocked!!) that this is happening to her.

    In summary, Bless Her Heart.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

      Yeah… and of course I didn’t post the NSFW photos of her (that her “friend” took? as a “parody”? (ha!)), but those are pretty, uhh, not kid-friendly (if some of her students happened upon this account) (which I’m betting they did). Overall: what a clusterfuck of dumb.

      • http://twitter.com/highlyirritable Jeni M

        I would just like to use this public forum to announce that any interactions anyone had with me (Jeni) between the years 1996 and 2002 were actually not *me* “Jeni,” but a parady account.

  • DianaCLT

    My neighbor is the principal of a private school. A few years ago, she had to have a lengthy talk with one of her teachers about why it wasn’t okay to a) “Friend” her students on FB, and b) post nothing but scantily-clad pics of her drinking and partying. The teacher protested, claiming she wanted to seem relate-able to her students, so they’d feel comfortable talking to her as a friend. Durrrrrr. The mind: it boggles.

  • KatiGardner

    I know a lot of school systems have implemented a policy where they cannot be “friends” with their students, even relatives who are students, in their school system. And this moron is the reason why. Fine, do what you want to do, whatever, just LOCK UP YOUR DAMN PAGE.

    When I was a teacher I had a rule that I would not be your friend and all I post is pictures of my kid.

    And I’d believe that it was a parody account about as quickly as I’d believe that I have a winning lotto ticket.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

      “LOCK UP YOUR DAMN PAGE” – should be emblazoned on the cover of every teacher employee manual everywhere, forever, amen.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000529003228 Kim Apathy Stewart

      Gah, I haven’t taught for five years, and I still haven’t friended any of my ex-students. I’m thinking maaaaybeee after they graduate from high school. Or maybe I should do a Ms.Stewart profile – it would be nice to see what my former third graders are up to. But I don’t want them up in my personal account, because sometimes I swear, and sometimes I have a beer.

  • SuzyQuzey

    Am I the only one who is uncomfortable with a 23-year-old teaching high school? She’s barely out of high school herself! Ugh, am old.

    Of course, this particular one is too stupid to be teaching anyone anything, except possibly pole dancing. Her parents must be so proud!

  • Kim

    I teach high school and can say that this is TOTALLY inappropriate. Like it or not, as teachers we are role models and should set a higher standard for ourselves. If a teacher cannot live with that, then get out of teaching.

  • backsnacher

    backsnacher
    my thoughts r she is cool tell ta students ta truth about ta real world ,dont teach them things like ta civil war was about slaves,tell them the north followed a man who sleep with men an condoned killing women an children(gen william shearman north georgia ) pot never killed no one ,alcohol has killed more children than all ta killings of children put togather with guns,and it is everywhere what about tobacco and all thats legal WHY CANT THE PEOPLE WAKE UP . let her alone she is just being herself ,start with ta CORRUPT GOVERMENT then and only then we can tell the truth ,dont b deceived SIGNED WAR NOISE TOM !!!