‘Anne Of Green Gables’ Gets A Terrible, Sexualized Makeover


Earlier this week, a link began making the rounds of my social circle of bookish, introverted ladies. Lucy Maud Montgomery‘s Anne of Green Gables, the classic book series about the heroine of awkward female adolescents, has a new cover.

This in and of itself isn’t horrible. New editions and covers come out often enough to freshen things up and appeal to a new generation. But this…this is just…well, have a look:

 Anne Of Green Gables Gets A Terrible, Sexualized Makeover

As I’m sure you can imagine, the aforementioned horrified social circle clutched their cardigans, then ran back to our Lady of Shalott reenactments because no one understands.

Let me explain to the uninitiated/socially well-adjusted why this is terrible. The most glaring problem with this cover is that Anne Shirley is a redhead. This really isn’t open for interpretation. Her red hair is described fairly plainly in the book and Gilbert Blythe always used to tug on her braids and called her “Carrots” to tease her.

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Here, Anne displays the facial expression one sees right before it rains slate and fury upon one’s head. It is commonly described as Bitch, I Am NOT A Root Vegetable.

Generally, I don’t really like having a depiction of the character on the cover of a book because my brain tends to stick with that mental image instead of forming its own while reading. So, for me, there would be an obvious disconnect between the image of the girl on the cover and the description of Anne in the books if I was reading them for the first time. However, giving Anne a different hair color isn’t REALLY what pisses me off the most about this whole thing because yes, artistic license and all of that. (Though I *did* want to distance myself from the bungholes who got all bent of shape about Rue being black in the Hunger Games movie. Those people were just racists. And I am not racist against attractive young blonde women.)

It’s really important for people to see people like themselves portrayed positively in the media that we consume. As much as we like to think that we are unaffected by depictions of ourselves, I can tell you that it was a total game-changer for this redheaded and awkward young girl to read about redheaded and awkward Anne. Seeing how she overcame her mistakes and trials, and embraced her unique physical and personal qualities and carved out a great life for herself was the shot in the arm that I needed at that time in my life. (Plus, a few years ago I found a small bottle of ipecac at work. I swooned to coworkers about how Anne saved Diana’s little sister Minnie May when she had the croup by giving her ipecac, and brushed off the weird looks I received because ANNE WAS A HERO THAT DAY. And, no, I did not have sex until I was 18. Why do you ask?)

So while it may seem like no big deal to make this kind minor physical change, it’s sending a pretty powerful message to the girls who identify with Anne. It’s saying, “Sure, Anne is able to find a place for herself in the world despite being ‘different,’ but really the best thing to do is be conventionally beautiful. So, get on that.”

The other aspect of this cover that really makes me squirm is how it’s kind of, well, sexy. The woman’s hair is tousled and she has a knowing, come-hither expression. And again, this is fine in plenty of other contexts but is just so wrong for this book. Aside from the fact that the Anne of Green Gables take place in the rather uptight Victorian era, Anne is a young girl who is more concerned with constructing her own romantic version of the world than she is with, you know, looking hot. Even as she becomes an adult, she retains this outlook which is part of her charm.

Sadly, this cover is yet another sexualization of a children’s/young adult character. Haven’t we had enough of that? And isn’t this a particularly stupid application of that trend?

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About Kelly Delaney

Kelly, aka kdiddy, is a full-time working stiff and a part-time angsty writer in Pittsburgh, PA. Her attempts to be a good mom and wife have mixed results.



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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amie-Kitchen/540433316 Amie Kitchen

    Anne of Green Gables and the following books in the series were some of my favorites as a kid. I just recently re-read them, in fact, while trying to convince my daughter to give them a whirl. This new cover gave me such a serious WTF moment I think my eyes may have popped out of my head and rolled away from the monitor in terror.

    There is a huge dissonance between this image and the story. Not only is the demeanor and appearance of the girl wrong, it’s way too modern for the book. I really have to wonder what brain trust was responsible for thinking this up, and who decided it was a good idea to slap it on the cover.

    • KellyBDelaney

      It’s also SO OBVIOUSLY just some stock photo. It’s so carelessly selected.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hellonw Helen Lee Reid

    That is so not Anne of Green Gables. What a horrible image to illustrate the innocence and optimism and beauty of a favorite childhood classic.

    • KellyBDelaney

      Seriously. And again, I don’t want to pick on attractive, young blonde women. But, you know, they get plenty of adoration. Let the other types of lovely people shine, too!

  • Jenn

    You mean that cover doesn’t accurately portray how ELEVEN YEAR OLD girls looked in the 1890s??

    • KellyBDelaney

      Well, that plaid blouse is pretty old-timey.

  • NinaN2

    I have so many things to say that I can’t even begin to say them. So I will sum it up with this: grrrrrr!!!!!

    (And that is an angry ‘grrr’ not a sexy come hither growl, that you may expect from the non-Anne on the book cover.)

    • KellyBDelaney

      mrrrowwwwPEI!

  • http://twitter.com/highlyirritable Jeni M

    I showed this to my 13 year old daughter, who is a huge fan of Anne. I covered the title and told her to guess which “classic piece of literature” this was the cover for. Her guess?

    SWEET VALLEY HIGH.

    • KellyBDelaney

      Yeah, that’s exactly what it looks like. I almost wonder if it’s some kind of mistake?

      • http://www.facebook.com/alimartell Ali Martell

        Yes. YEs! It screams Sweet Valley High to me too.

        • KellyBDelaney

          Agreed.

      • http://twitter.com/highlyirritable Jeni M

        Oh, shit. Has anyone looked inside? If Anne is driving around with Lila Fowler in a Fiat Spider, someone’s head is gonna roll.

        • KellyBDelaney

          Oh god. We’d better get our hands on a copy to see just how far this betrayal goes.

    • Tyskkvinna

      Wait, Sweet Valley High is classic literature now?

      • KellyBDelaney

        Isn’t it?

        • Tyskkvinna

          I *LOVE* Sweet Valley High – I even read the most recent release on my ipad! But man. I wonder if the high school girls of the 1920s thought it was silly Anne of Green Gables was a classic? Huh.

  • http://www.amalah.com Amalah

    Tom: Let’s cut out early and go get drunk!

    Harry: Sorry, I’m way behind on designing this book cover. Have you ever read ‘Anne of Green Gables?’

    Tom: I don’t read chick lit. Just pick a stock photo of some shoes or a tube of lipstick.

    Harry: I think it’s kind of a period thing?

    Tom: …

    Harry: Period as in OLD TIMEY.

    Tom: Oh. How about this one? Pretty Blond Girl In Plaid Shirt On Haybale.

    Harry: Well…the grass behind her IS green. Is that what a ‘green gable’ is?

    Tom: Dude. Come on.

    Harry: Okay, done. TO THE PUB!

    • KellyBDelaney

      PRECISELY

  • http://twitter.com/momofnandn Dawn Feakes-Lange

    If that gal is an 11-year old redhead, then I’ve been huffing way more chemicals at work than I thought.

    • KellyBDelaney

      Dawn, what did we tell you about adding toner to your coffee?

    • http://twitter.com/pwbalto paula willey

      Isn’t that Rebecca DeMornay? It looks a hell of a lot like Risky-Business-era Rebecca DeMornay to me.

  • http://twitter.com/KatiaDBE Katia DBE

    I agree, this is like a short-staffed Harlequin cover, which really doesn’t have much in common with the book’s spirit. I thought this was a joke at first.

    • KellyBDelaney

      So did I. Not quite funny enough to be the Onion but it’s definitely a contender.

  • SuzyQuzey

    I think they borrowed this cover from Lolita.

    • KellyBDelaney

      Hahahaha

  • KatiGardner

    I saw this on BuzzFeed this morning and immediately Emailed my college roommate to discuss the travesty that is the new covers. How is this even legal???

    • KellyBDelaney

      It’s such nonsense.

  • jelourai

    I still love those books. This is a crime against literature.

    • KellyBDelaney

      Gettin’ my fightin’ braids on.

  • http://addalittlepretty.com/ Laurie M. Rauch

    I *became* a redhead because of Anne Shirley… and I just found out the LM Montgomery house is less than an hour’s drive from my house. The guy doesn’t know yet that this is going to be a road trip this summer.

    That cover, however, makes me want to hurt people. A lot harder than a slate over the head.

    Also, I never got the Hunger Games controversy… Rue was black in the books too, so it wasn’t really a surprise…

    • KellyBDelaney

      I never read the Hunger Games books but the passages that mention Rue seemed pretty straightforward. Racists are dumb.

    • Tyskkvinna

      It takes a special person to be upset because a girl was not represented as the “right kind” of their own racial makeup. [Rue.]

  • MollyGMartin

    Just me or does she look like Mindy McCready before things went south?

  • Dee

    When I first saw this photo I thought this artcile was going to be about that supposed 16 year old that married that old guy from The Green Mile. Thankfully their names escape me.

    • http://profiles.google.com/kemi.like.chemistry Kemi Sutton

      EXACTLY! It looka like an early photo of Courtney Stoddard.

  • http://twitter.com/souphead Suz

    i’m really only familiar with the tv series (which i loved), but this is just so wrong! anne is not a sexy blonde farm girl in the 1980s!

    aside: mamapop is currently the only site that i allow myself to read comments on. yay rational people having (frequently humorous) discussions!

  • http://twitter.com/redheadedwitch Siobhan

    I can’t even. Just NO NO NO. I was also an awkward redhead who was routinely called Carrot Top in school. Anne of Green Gables was like my bible. I would pay twice as much for an old copy than to buy this insult.

  • diamondcait

    Let’s see if we can get all of Prince Edward Island behind us in banning this book cover! She looks more like the farmer’s wayward daughter than our Anne. Boo.

  • Beckie

    I shall bear this mortal wound forever!!!

    Some things just should never be f***ed with.

  • http://twitter.com/hpstrawberries SnarkHat

    Fortunately, this cover image is a self-published version of the book, which is now in public domain. It’s not being put out by any major publishing houses – it got picked up and went viral because it is so hideous and awful.