So in case you were one of the, like, FIVE whole people on the planet who didn’t catch Beyoncé‘s performance last night during the Super Bowl Halftime show, you missed quite the fiery, inspired spectacle. In what could be best described as the song-and-dance equivalent of a z-snap, Beyoncé – cradled between two glowing, Rubin-vase-like female profiles suggestive of her I CONTAIN MULTITUDES-esque womanly power (or something) – strutted, shook her boo-tay, and, lest it for even one second ever be doubted, SANG HER FREAKING ASS OFF LIVE, SUCKAS.
There was also a brief Destiny’s Child reunion medley (like you didn’t see that one coming) with Kelly Rowland and… the other one (Michelle Williams). All told, it was textbook-level definitive FIERCE:
As if all of that weren’t enough for one night, B wisely took advantage of the evening’s spotlight to announce an upcoming world tour.
The tour name? The Mrs. Carter Show.
Tour dates yonder. And after last night’s performance it’s fair to say there’s little doubt Mrs. Carter knows how to put on one helluva live show.