Brad Pitt's Valentine's Day Gift To Angelina Jolie This Year? Breath Mints.

Yes, you heard me. Breath mints. And who says romance is dead?

In what appears to be a conscious, calculated effort to bolster the standing of men in relationships everywhere in the eyes of their lady-friends, Brad Pitt eschewed the traditional Valentine’s Day gifts of flowers-and-chocolates this year (though in Pitt’s case, one might suppose a “traditional” V-Day gift may be something just a little bit pricier – like, say, a diamond the size of a baby’s fist and a $160k bottle of Penfolds), and gave the mother of his (semi-feral, cricket-eating) children the gift of minty-fresh breath instead.

I know. *swoon*

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