Poor Bradley Cooper. Dude just can’t catch a break in the love department. Sure, he’s gorgeous, has been nominated for numerous awards for the critically acclaimed Silver Linings Playbook, and likely has hundreds of women willing to throw themselves at his feet.
But it’s not his feet that are the problem.
No, it’s the lady feet that are causing trouble for Cooper. Sources say Cooper has been dumped by American model Laura Simpson after only a month of dating, for what Simpson reportedly refers to as his “weird” obsession.
It seems that the Coop requested Simpson text him pictures *of her feet* when the two lovers couldn’t be together. And Simpson? She no likey.
Really, what’s the big deal? Maybe he wanted to buy her some nice Manolo’s.
While we shouldn’t judge Simpson for her hesitancy to have her feet admired, nor should we judge Cooper for exhibiting what some would call fetishist behaviour. I say to each his own, and as long as it doesn’t involve unconsenting adult partners or endangered plants, what’s the big, warty, hammered-toed deal?
After all, in 2013 can we really consider anything that goes on between two consenting adults in private to be truly “weird” unless it involves a college mascot, olive oil, and rusty jumper cables?
Don’t cry for Cooper just yet, though. He’s been linked in the press to Taylor Swift, Serial Dater. (That’s her full legal name now.) While his representatives deny the pair are an item, they would be well-advised to encourage the coupling, if keeping Cooper happy is their prerogative. Reports say Swift’s feet are huge.