Though former-Disney power couple Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been on-again/off-again for the better part of a year, an exclusive report from Life & Style claims they’re finally through for good– and it’s all Rihanna’s fault.
An “inside source” (gotta love those) is claiming Selena recently found out about a fling between Justin and Rihanna during Selieber‘s heyday, and the revelation has shaken Selena to her bikini-clad foundations:
“It has devastated her … It really cut like a knife because it happened in February of 2011, when Selena and Justin had been dating for months and were falling in love. It’s caused Selena to question their entire relationship … Selena thinks maybe they’ve been hooking up all along.”
The source, whom Life & Style calls a “friend” of Justin and Selena, alleges he and Rihanna first crashed the custard truck after getting their flirt on at a basketball game in LA. Nothing says illicit romance like sweatin’ it up courtside at the NBA All-Star game, like a valentine straight from his parts to her parts.
Unfortunately for poor, tiny-faced Selena Gomez it gets worse. Not only does she now have to reconcile the idea of boyfriend-boners past, but Justin and Rihanna may have been making magic sandwiches as recently as the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this past November, when they were very, very alone, repeatedly, at length, deep inside the caverns of the Hotel Giraffe.
Here, and there, and there, and there, and by that carafe of juice.
Selena: Don’t think about it too much. They were probably just smoking pot and basketmaking. Either way, you’re a bright young thing and frankly, you can do better.
Of course a rep for Justin Bieber is denying anything elicit has ever occurred between the two, which should shock absolutely no one considering his publicity team’s ongoing dedication to maintaining Bieber’s Disney-born marketability, and Rihanna’s got bigger things on her mind right now, like appearing in court yesterday on the arm of her boyfriend/abuser at his probation trial and posing for photographs with a lot of pot.
Of all of this, what is most baffling is imagining Rihanna casting off the lines for a fun-filled cruise on the SS Biebs. She looks like a sexpot; he looks like a fresh-faced middle-schooler. She has serious grownup adult problems; he regularly woos 13-year-old girls with his hair gel.
One of these things is not like the other. Or too much like the other. I’m confused.
Their sexiness levels are off-kilter, is all I’m saying. On the other hand, he doesn’t seem to have sent her to the emergency room. LET’S CALL IT A DRAW.
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