Photo In Search Of A Caption: Oscar Candids Edition

02/25/2013 10:36 am by Tracey Gaughran-Perez

Caption one, caption them all!

Quentin Tarantino & Jack Nicholson

Team Heidi Klum

George Clooney & Ben Affleck

Danielle Radcliffe, Rick Carter, Kristen Stewart

Christoph Waltz

Seth Macfarlane

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http://www.actclassy.com/ SweetMonkeyCreek
1 – Organizing car pools on the way to the Hollywood orgy.
2 – Not pictured: the man currently rotating her tires.
3 – Battle of the Network Beards.
4 – Harry Potter, my High School math teacher, and my dealer.
5 – The birth of Hollywood’s hot new couple, Octawaltz.
6 – Waitaminute…am I coming off as a douche because I’m drinking or because I’m not drunk enough…
- http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey G-P
  “Octawaltz” – FTW!
Tiffany
3 – What does YOUR beard taste like?
Guest
3 – “But I thought I was wearing the beard tonight.”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Amy-Corlett/1097844595 Amy Corlett
I just wanna say that Kristen Stewart has had her 15+ minutes but she needs to be cut loose now. I get that she was a hot property so we all gave her another film or 2 to try to prove she was worth the hype. But she is not and she doesn’t belong at the Oscars. Daniel Ratcliffe is quite talented & I pitied him for having to share presenting duties with her.
http://www.facebook.com/amanda.robey.50 Amanda Robey
3- “I told you I’d kill you if you didn’t shave your Me Beard. THIS…IS MY BOOM STICK.” (New item on bucket list: Find a way to get G-cloo to actually say, “This is my boom stick.” because then he might actually show you his boom stick.)
BaddestMotherEver
Heidi Klum…”It takes a village, Idiot.”