The Top 15 Most Awful Pregnancy Photos Ever

02/19/2013 9:00 am by

I know what you’re thinking: 15 most awful EVER? ORLY? And considering the breadth and depth of bad pregnancy photography out there, I understand your disbelief and cynicism.

But seriously, these photos are so appallingly terrible, so downright awe-inspiring in their WTF-ness, that I think after viewing them you’ll agree they more than deserve to wear the crown of Most Awful. Please to enjoy.

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“The Circle Of Life” – when Disney-worship goes horribly wrong

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Classy! Bet the in-laws will love this one!

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Dad, I’m still in-utero, and your nipples are already embarrassing me!

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From the December edition of “Guns & Amnio”

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Is that baby giving The Goat? Yes, unfortunately, I think it is.

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Someone, please, just punch this guy in the face so he stops making that absurd expression

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A tire. Because…. WHY?

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Nothing says A Mother’s Love like holding a watermelon hostage

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Smells Like Teen Pregnancy

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Sports metaphors: making men look stupid since FOREVER

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Oddly terrifying

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Primary-color shirts, confused vagina-gazing, and angry mock-labor: fun for the whole family!

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Whistler’s “American Redneckic”

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I have no idea either

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Is this supposed to be sexy? Please god, tell me this isn’t supposed to be sexy.

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  • TLanceB

    I’m not going to ask any questions because the answer to each of them is “rednecks”. But it’s embarrassing enough that your parents have that 1 poloroid picture of you nekkid in the bathtub because they think it’s cute. Having professional pictures that you or your parents paid hard cash for that make your family look like reality show serial killers is the defintion of wrong.

  • Tyskkvinna

    I saw the title and totally thought “I wonder if those really, REALLY awful ones I saw once are there……” Yep. They were.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey G-P

      Well, we *are* going for DEFINITIVE. :)

  • Susannah Perry

    Watermelon + gun + possible sister wife? My soul is hurt and confused and I even live in Tennessee… Redneck should be my default setting.

    • http://twitter.com/xotrace Tracey

      That woman is a national treasure.

  • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

    I had to go back and look TWICE because I thought the guy with the bike pump and the guy “shooting hoops” was the same guy. Alas, no. Just the same stupid fucking expression.

    • Laxidaisy

      You’re not alone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/amingo Amy B. Nelson Mingo

    As a professional photographer I am embarrassed for my fellow photographers that either came up with these ridiculous ideas or had to actually photograph them. Gah! Also, the gal in the weeds/corn field looks like the mom from Tool Time.

  • SuzyQuzey

    This serves to reaffirm my belief that people need to apply for a License to Procreate. Licenses to all of the above? DENIED.

  • Thomasin

    My four year old saw that last pic ( bunny ears) and said, “oh, she’s beautiful!” So… At least one fan.

  • daisy3

    And to think that these people are going to be parents!

  • daisy3

    Whatever happened to decorum and/or decency? All these adults? need to grow up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/johnjay.smith.796 John Jay Smith

    I’m not having children because it would sadden me too much to know that they have to share this world with the offspring of these imbeciles.