The day after Valentine’s Day is always sort of a comedown. Why is everyone so grumpy again? And where are the flowers and chocolates to which I’ve become accustomed? I feel you, dawg. Deep down inside.
But since nothing – and I mean nothing – makes a person feel better about no longer being slathered in goopy-sappy love all day long than watching someone else go through a painful breakup (perspective! It could be worse, right?), here’s a mashup of a bunch of movie breakups to take the edge off:
There, see? There may be no gifts of red roses and Ghiradelli coming today, but at least no one’s telling you “I love you like I love pizza.” Let’s have an attitude of gratitude, a’ight?