If you’re a fan of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you know all about housewife Kenya Moore‘s dust-ups with frenemy costars Phaedra Parks and Porsha Stewart during season 5 of the show (not to mention the simmering animosity between Moore and her ex-boyfriend Walter Jackson after the two split on bad terms this season). Well it now appears that Moore is trying to take all that anger and hostility and spin it into passive-aggressive (okay, just aggressive) music video gold, because in the age of YouTube no awful idea ever gets squashed – or so it seems.
Without further ado, feast your eyes on Kenya Moore’s fresh
hell music video offering nobody asked for, “Gone With The Wind Fabulous“:
Wow, that was some, umm, choreography?
So let’s break the dissin’ down:
- A TWO MINUTE LONG reenactment of Moore’s Anguilla brawl with Porsha Stewart (the inspiration for Moore’s catchphrase and the song’s title, “Gone With The Wind Fabulous”), with Stewart portrayed somewhat cartoonishly by Shangela of RuPaul’s Drag Race.
- The, err, unkind presentation of hooved animal booty video nemesis Phaedra Parks entering a church service in a thong swimsuit of some sort and fishnets.
- Ex-boyfriend and tow truck company owner Walter Jackson reading Douche Bag magazine while driving one of his “Lil’ Dick’s” Towing Company trucks. OUCH.
One thing you can say for Moore is that the girl pulls ZERO punches.
There are also several… let’s call them homages, to Beyoncé throughout, which makes a kind of sense since Beyoncé actually quoted Moore following her epic Super Bowl performance this year. When asked how she thought the show went, B replied to a reporter, “It was Gone With The Wind fabulous!”
I’m not sure whether to think more of Moore or less of Beyoncé in light of that.
In any case, CRAZYPANTSTOWN VIDEO KABOOM.