Abercrombie And Fitch’s New Slogan: “No Fatties”?


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Abercrombie and Fitch is arguably one of the top clothing brands the youngsters wear these days. And Abercrombie and Fitch welcomes their business, provided customers can pay the somewhat inflated prices for jeans which look like they’ve already been worn through a rodeo bullfight. So come right on in, people with money and poor taste! [...]

Google Sells New Mother’s Day Video – Are You Buying?


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Google posted a new Mother’s Day video on its official blog. Upbeat song, heart-warming clips. Pregnant moms and lesbian moms and older moms and sons coming out to mom. Moms with chubby new babies and goofy moms and moms of all shapes and sizes and moms of color and moms home from the military. It’s all [...]

Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial


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There’s a new Victoria’s Secret commercial out and normally this wouldn’t be incredibly noteworthy. But this Victoria’s Secret commercial is special. This Victoria’s Secret commercial was directed by none other than Michael Bay. This spot is for the panty behemoth’s “Very Sexy” collection. Because the collection has that “very” in the name, Bay is a [...]

Lena Dunham’s Short Film On Fashion Heralds A Hipster Apocalypse


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Well, at least a hipster apocalypse IN MY MIND, which is frankly all explode-y and post-apocalyptically zombified in the wake of viewing this… thing. The short film, directed by Lena Dunham to promote designer Rachel Antonoff‘s fall 2013 line, effectively combines and distills everything I loathe about the present day iteration of hipster ‘culture.’ Take [...]

Skinvertising At Face Value: The Sad Story of Billy ‘The Billboard’ Gibby


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There are some things I’ll never get. Shake weights. Parsley. The Macarena. Kenny Chesney. You can now officially add skinvertising to the list. You know. When companies pay you to tattoo their ads on your body? So there’s this guy in Anchorage named Billy Gibby who got into skinvertising about a dozen years ago. One of [...]