Slippers Take Your Family’s Holiday Attire To The Next Level


Star Wars Slippers available at Sears

It’s the holiday season, guys, and that means that it’s time for lots of overeating, overspending, and (best of all) WARDROBE PLANNING. Whether you plan for maximum comfort during your overindulgence or you plan for maximum trendsetting during your holiday photoshoot, I have THE ULTIMATE *IT* item for the 2012 holiday season: I know what [...]

Fitness Guru Style Through The Ages: Birthday Suits To Leotards


Billy Blanks

Our fitness gurus have always provided us with all sorts of inspiration. We aspire to attain their bodies after a kid or two leaves us a little saggier than we’re comfortable with, and they help us to believe that we can achieve our goals either through lifting us up, or screaming at us. Along the [...]

Living Like A Celebrity When You Retire


yeah, live like this guy.

If you’re like me, you’re young and carefree. Okay, you’re young-ish. Okay, you’re forty-one and you’ve spent the last twenty years going bald. But you’re more or less carefree, with a few investments and, with any luck, enough put away to keep you from working at the local Wal-mart until you’re ninety. I don’t plan [...]

Retirement: Celebrity Style


Retirement-pool

I’ve pretty much come to terms with the fact that I will never be an internationally recognized celebrity. I will not be a Lady Gaga. Or a JK Rowling. Or – as per my weak ankles and aversion to busted knees – Nancy Kerrigan. And yet, while I haven’t lived the life of a celebrity, [...]

Never Forget: The Haunting Past Of Star Wars Merchandise


vintage-costumes

aKids today don’t know how good they have it. I mean, except for the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. When it comes to the plain and simple materialistic aspects of childhood, our kids have it all over us. If my daughter becomes enamored with a particular show or character, I can order the book and [...]