About Amy Corbett Storch

Amy blogs at amalah.com, and can be found on Twitter @amalah. She is Team Zombie, though sometimes she is known to side with the Plants.

WE’RE OUT: MamaPop Is Officially Done Talking About Amanda Bynes


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If you type “Amanda Bynes” into that little ol’ search field over on the right, you’re going to get five pages of results. That’s about 25 separate blog posts, give or take, that we’ve written solely about her or at least mentioned her in passing, probably using her as a reference point of sorts, helping us rank other crazy-acting people on a scale of one (Tom Cruise Couch Jumping) to 10 (circa-2008 Britney). More »

Today In Dumb: Psycho Films Her Own Viral Temper Tantrum Over A Dunkin Donuts Receipt


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So this might be a first in the “World’s Worst Terrible Person of the Day” genre. Usually online evidence of bad behavior is leaked by the wronged party or an innocent bystander — like the Insane Sorority Girl Letter or the pastor lady who stiffed an Applebee’s server because of Jesus reasons. This time, we have [...]

Prenuptial Agreements Of The Rich And Famous (And The Vaguely Paranoid)


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Things I learned today: 1. If Michael Douglas cheats on Catherine Zeta-Jones, she’ll get a $5 million “bonus” in the divorce. (On top of the $2.8 million for each year of marriage she’s already guaranteed per their prenuptial agreement.) 2. Justin Timberlake, on the other hand, would only have to pay Jessica Biel half a million [...]

Dolphins Are Not Midwives & Other Things I Shouldn’t Have To Tell People


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I respectfully submit the following news item as a litmus test of sorts. Sort of like a reading-based version of the Tan Mom Music Video Oh God My Eyes Make It Stop. How far can YOU read about the following parents-to-be before YOU start judging? A couple from North Carolina has traveled to Hawaii to [...]

Everything You Love Gets Ruined (By Yahoo): An Ode To Our Favorite Tumblrs


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So yesterday, as you’ve probably heard (and heard and heard) about already, Yahoo! bought Tumblr. For $1.1 billion. Which is a number of dollars that exists, and Yahoo! somehow actually has. Probably because you click on Yahoo! Answers search results when you Google things about medical conditions, even though you know better. NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? More »