Asinine Commentary In Celebrity Procreation


Snooki pregnant with a stroller full of beer

Having the public scrutinize every word you utter is taxing.  Ask any POTUS that’s ever walked into the Oval Office and they’ll tell you that a major gaff is inevitable.  Consider the burden placed on celebrities to mind their words when they—presumably, although the jury remains out—possess far less talent for public speaking and avoiding [...]

TV Snobs Look Away: ABC’s ‘NY Med’ Is Good


NY Med

TV snobs look away, we’re about to get real in here.  Reality TV, that is.  I don’t care what depraved and low-brow things it says about me or our culture or the future of America, but I adore a good reality TV show where good equals “all aboard the crazy train, departing for Insanityville in [...]

Lakes Of The Stars: Celebrity Summer Playgrounds


Lake Como, Italy

Celebrities, they’re just like us.  It’s July.  It’s hot out there.  Who doesn’t want to take their family for a weekend at the lake?  Hot dogs, cold beer, throw the kids in some life jackets and you’re good to go.  In the opposite of celebrity news, my husband and I packed our four kids, the [...]

Porn For Women Has Always Been Around, For The Record


John Maler Collier (1850-1934), "Reclining Woman"

There’s this bestselling phenomenon.  It may be on your summer reading list. It’s called Fifty Ways That Your Average Women Has Not Thought About Sex or something along those lines.  It’s “MOMMY PORN.”  Because mommies are hiding in bathrooms with bon bon boxes reading it while their children watch too much television! and eat non-organic [...]

10 Feel Good Photos To Fight The Monday Morning Blues


bears-holding-hands

There is nothing like animals holding hands, adorable children or an inspirational story caught forever in a photograph to make your heart swell and renew your faith in humanity.  Click through these ten moving images and “fill up your tank,” as my children say, for the week ahead.  All together now:  “Awwwwwww.” source, source, source, [...]