About Jeni Marinucci

Jeni is a freelance writer with two children, countless dead hamsters, and a questionable home-haircut. She blogs at Highly Irritable and can be found on Twitter at @highlyirritable

First Dates Gone Horribly Wrong: Florida Man Looking For Love Gets Beaten and Robbed


Bad First Date

Dating is hard, no matter how old you are. Going on a first date is especially difficult now, thanks to the current climate of quasi-equality between partners. There are many questions to address before you even approach the target of your affection; Who asks who out ? Who pays for dinner? Who’s responsibility is it [...]

“Blurred Lines” Is The Catchiest Rape Song You’ll Ever Hear


Blurred Lines

I love music of all kinds. I have a CD collection ranging from Gordon Lightfoot to Led Zeppelin to some dude who plays a pan flute at the local Farmer’s Market. Just about the only music I don’t wholeheartedly embrace is country music, because broken dreams and broken pick-up trucks are my life anyway. I’m [...]

Courtney Stodden Gets Plastic Surgery For 18th Birthday As Per Hollywood Law


Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden comes of age this year, and at 18 she should – like other 18 year-old girls all over America – be completely preoccupied with things like which posters to buy for her college dorm room, or which line of self-tanner won’t make her look like a pumpkin. But Courtney isn’t doing any of [...]

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Have Baby For Father’s Day Because Perfect


Kim and Kanye have baby girl

When Kim Kardashian first announced her pregnancy, she took a lot of shit. First came the jokes, then the mean-spirited comments, and finally the judgement arrived and stayed like the drunk uncle at Christmas who barfs in your stocking. Then it was the body-shaming, and speculations about Kim’s ability to raise a child whose self-importance [...]

You Thought It Wasn’t Possible, But Fast Food Just Got Grosser


Fast food burger

No one eats at a fast-food restaurant because the food tastes divine or the service is stellar. If I get a grunt from the clerk when they hand me my change I consider that five-star service. The reason we eat there is because it’s fast. But to be fast you have to give other things [...]