About Jess

Jessi Sanfilippo is a former member of the radio industry turned vessel of The Human Being. Living and barely breathing in the doldrums of Satan's Armpit, or "Arizona" for the layman, she rids the world of mundane drivel with nonsensical obscurities on her site, shuggilippo.

The Top Three Celebrity Train Wrecks Of 2012


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Merry early Christmas, everyone! My gift to you this year: a one-way ticket on 2012′s Bat Shit Crazy Express, destination Ughville, population all the celebrities everywhere this year with the exception of Betty White. Because Betty White is A SAINT, y’all. CLEARLY. Narrowing this field of epic disasters down was difficult to say the least, [...]

Lindsay Lohan Nails Her Best Role Yet: Super Groupie


Lindsay Lohan As Elizabeth Taylor In Liz & Dick 2012

Well looky here boys and girls, Lindsay Lohan has cleaned up and shaped up into something that we wish all of our daughters could nail (pun TOTALLY intended): being a super groupie for The Wanted. Or has she? I’m still not entirely clear on what in the blazes (pun pseudo-intended?) is going on in that girl’s brain [...]

The History Of Jokes: Chuck Norris


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Considering the subject matter of this “History Of Jokes”, I should have titled it more along the lines of There Is No History Of Chuck Norris Jokes Only A History Of Pure Unadulterated Facts About Chuck Norris. Okay so maybe “facts” is a term used very, very loosely here. Especially when you take a look back [...]

The Tina Fey Eye Roll Will Never Be Forgotten


Tina Fey's Daughter, Alice Richmond, Perfects The Eye Roll

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls it has been confirmed that the infamous Tina Fey eye-roll-heard-’round-the-world will officially never, ever, ever, ever, ever die because her daughter, Alice Richmond, has got that shit on lock down: This is from last night’s episode of 30 Rock, in which Alice played a tiny Liz Lemon in a [...]

Justin Bieber’s Overalls’ll Make You Jump, Jump Off A Bridge


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Admission time: I’m a Belieber. Let me explain. I’m a Belieber in that no matter the level of a person’s success, bad fashion decisions, overalls in particular, are never appropriate. Ever. Especially not when you’re going to be meeting, oh, I don’t know, HEADS OF GOVERNMENTS! That’s Justin Bieber with Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister [...]