About Kelly Delaney

Kelly, aka kdiddy, is a full-time working stiff and a part-time angsty writer in Pittsburgh, PA. Her attempts to be a good mom and wife have mixed results.

‘Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker’ Wanted For Murder; Heroes Aren’t Perfect


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“Homefree” citizen of the world, ad hoc philosopher, and internet celebrity Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker is wanted for murder. Joseph Galfy, Jr., an attorney from Clark, New Jersey, was found dead in his home on Monday. The cause of death was blunt force trauma and surveillance cameras in Times Square show the two meeting [...]

American Girl Dolls Have Taken A Turn For The Milquetoast


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As you may have already heard, the American Girl dolls have shifted their market focus. A number of their historical dolls have been retired, and a larger portion of their line are now dolls that are focused on customization. There are still a few dolls that come with history lessons built into their character, but that [...]

Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial


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There’s a new Victoria’s Secret commercial out and normally this wouldn’t be incredibly noteworthy. But this Victoria’s Secret commercial is special. This Victoria’s Secret commercial was directed by none other than Michael Bay. This spot is for the panty behemoth’s “Very Sexy” collection. Because the collection has that “very” in the name, Bay is a [...]

Liza Minelli Was Invited To Lindsay Lohan’s Intervention


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Lindsay Lohan is someone who I don’t think about too much, but when I do, my feelings are conflicted. On one hand, I get annoyed that she can’t get her shit together. She is an adult and we’re all ultimately responsible for ourselves. But on the other hand, I realize that’s not fair to her. [...]

Magic Johnson Supports His Gay Son Because OBVIOUSLY


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In an item that is news, but shouldn’t be news, but IS news, so let’s just deal with it and discuss: Lakers legend Magic Johnson has three kids, one of whom, EJ, is gay. TMZ briefly interviewed EJ about, I don’t know, bathrooms or unicorns or whateverthehell the people at TMZ concern themselves with, when [...]