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About Kelly Q

Kelly Quirino is pretending not to take herself seriously and waiting for that to actually come true. She lives in the middle of the country with her husband and her two ridiculous children: The boy who happens to be The World’s Tiniest Anarchist, and the girl who, at 4 years old, claimed GLaDOS as her spirit animal. When she is not chasing said children around or trying to remain interesting and reasonably charming while writing about herself in the third person, she is a knitter, an obsessive reader, and really good at Putting Things Off. She also blogs at Go Go Gadget Zen.

‘Jackass’ Star Bam Margera Arrested At Mardi Gras

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Jackass alum and General All Around Badass Bam Margera was arrested at Mardi Gras on Monday. What has he done, you ask? Surely he set some cars on fire, or scaled a building naked, or stapled his bathing suits parts to something (wait, wrong Jackass). Nope! He jumped into a pool with his clothes on. [...]

Anderson Cooper’s Show Has Been Allowed To Film 100 Episodes Somehow

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Anderson Cooper just filmed the 100th episode of his creatively named daytime talk show, The Anderson Show! Viewership has been declining, even though this is really some groundbreaking journalism. Here are some of my favorite moments.  

Kate Middleton Spends Valentine’s Day Adored By Millions

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Oh, how was your Valentine’s Day? Did you have a nice dinner? Get flowers? Eat chocolate? Well, Kate Middleton spent the day at a children’s hospital! BOOM. OWNED. Princess Kate spent the day visiting sick kids, passing out hugs, and being Generally Delightful. And when she finished at the hospital? She went to a dry [...]

Tony Bennett Would Like All Of The Drugs To Be Legal

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After the sad death of Whitney Houston on Saturday, Tony Bennett made a surprising statement: “First it was Michael Jackson, then Amy Winehouse, now, the magnificent Whitney Houston. I’d like every person in this room to campaign to legalize drugs. Let’s legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam. No one’s hiding or sneaking around corners to get [...]

Russell Brand Doesn’t Want Any Of Katy Perry’s Filthy Pop Music Money

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I hate it when celebrities I don’t particularly care for do commendable things. Russell Brand, even though he’s entitled to 20 million dollars of Katy Perry’s money, has refused. The two didn’t have a prenup (um, what?), but he has said that he doesn’t want a penny of it. He made his own money in [...]

Madonna Promises She Is Worth All Of Your Pennies

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Here’s a fun fact: Madonna‘s last tour made $408 million dollars! Hey, that’s great for her. I mean, this economy, right? We all need everything we can get our hands on! In a recent interview with Newsweek, someone had the nerve to mention that tickets to Madonna’s concerts can be a little, well, pricey. “Start [...]

Roseanne Barr To Run For President

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One thing we need in the 2012 presidential race is more bizarre candidates. Roseanne Barr has officially filed papers to become a Green Party Candidate for the President of the United States. She’s tired of the choices we’ve been given, so she’s taking matters into her own hands. Also, she wants to leagalize pot. I [...]