Caviar Facials For Kids And Other Parenting Techniques From Melania Trump


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If you’re a fan of Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice, you already know that Melania Trump is coming out with a new skincare line that features caviar as one of the main ingredients. What you may not know, however, is that she uses the moisturizing cream–which retails for about $150 an ounce–on her son Barron Trump [...]

LL Cool J And Brad Paisley Collaborate On Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Song


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LL Cool J and Brad Paisley: the pairing of this duo alone is enough to make your head cock to the side a bit. Brad is a little (lot) bit country and LL is a little bit rap-n-roll. They’re kind of like a modern version of Aerosmith and Run DMC, just minus the scarves, sweet [...]

Bravo’s Real Housewives Warn Reality TV Is “Like A Drug”


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Bravo had some sort of party in New York City the other night and all of The Real Housewives from all the installments of the show gathered ’round to drink alcohol, flash boob, talk up Bravo execs, and–apparently–talk trash about the shows that made them famous. While Brandi Glanville was making headlines for her low-cut [...]

Twitter Hosts This Year’s Lame Celebrity April Fool’s Day Jokes


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It’s as if an awkward silence enshrouded Twitter yesterday as countless celebs and not-so-celebs took it upon themselves to stretch their funny bones in the spirit of April Fool’s Day. Reminds me of the days when your mom would turn up a pop song on the radio while busing you and your friends to the [...]

Hadoken-ing Meme May Give You Street Cred With Your Kid


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Those crazy Japanese are always reminding us about their superiority in things like weird toys, technology, and–now–memes. Hadoken-ing is a meme collecting some speed across the Pacific and it’s better than the Harlem Shuffle, better than planking or owling or whatever-the-hell-that-was, and, dare I say, even more compelling than grumpy cat. Yeah, I said it, [...]