Oh my beloved little squirrels. We’ve made it. Sean Lowe, the snooziest, most fake “reclaimed” virgin ever, if THAT isn’t the most bullshit thing ever, is going to make his decision between Catherine and Lindsay and if I’M watching three hours of The Bachelor, so are you. Or you could just read this instead. Totes up to you. More »
This is it. This is what we’ve been waiting for! It’s THE BACHELOR: The Women Tell All! Oh please, ladies. Tell us EVERYTHING. Especially Tierra. Sweet Jeebus, let them lead her out in a straitjacket. THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME. Harrison introduces the show and of course everyone is already sobbing. This is going to [...]
It’s my favorite night, that being FANTASY SUITE night, which usually means sex galore, but with the Snooze they’ll probably end up cuddling under a Slanket and reading the Bible. God, I hate this show. Where’s Harrison? is he already getting sloshed at craft services? I NEED YOU, HARRISON, put down the cruller and the martini and hold me. More »
Do we really have to do this? Apparently we do. Sean Lowe, our most beloved Snoozer, is ready to TELL ALL. Whatever, we’re going to talk about Tierra and that really is the only thing that matters. Don’t fret, it’s only one hour. More »
ANOTHER two night Bachelor “event” begins, because ABC wants me to go back to the lunatic asylum. YOU WANT TO PAY MY MEDICAL BILLS, ABC?!?!?
Anyway, we’re back with Sean “The Snooze” Lowe and his band of skeezers. And it’s finally time for home visits! There’s no possible way this could go poorly! More »