About Snarky Amber

Snarky Amber pursued a degree in interdisciplinary studies in order to obtain a well-rounded perspective, which she now uses to make fun of people who make more money in a week than she stands to make in a lifetime.

Never Can Say Goodbye, Girl – 4 Farewell Scenes


This is basically what I look like right now.

Today is my last post at MamaPop. Okay, so I wrote that, and then I may have hidden in the bathroom and cried for a minute or 60 before continuing. MamaPop has been my writing home on the internet for more than four years. I don’t just think of Tracey and Amy as my bosses—they’re [...]

WTF ARE YOU (NOT) WEARING, Lea Michele?


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Glee star and oft-rumored diva Lea Michele attended ELLE Magazine 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration last night. Wearing this. The “dress” is designed by Zimmerman and I’m kinda guessing it was intended to be lined in some way but no-ho-ho, not for Lea Michele. Linings are for old ladies! This entire look, complete with facial [...]

Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Set To Host 2013 Golden Globes


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After three years hosting the Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais is being replaced this upcoming January with the hilarious Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. And while I have disagreed with a number of the Hollywood Foreign Press’s decisions over the years, I have to give them mad props for this one, for a number of reasons. [...]

Bobbi Kristina Brown Gets Engaged To Adopted Brother


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Remember when Whitney Houston died and you all said you were praying for her daughter? Well, maybe you should have prayed harder, America, because it turns out the rumors are completely true:  Bobbi Kristina Brown is marrying her adoptive brother. She’s also appearing in a reality show about the surviving Houston clan. SHAKIN. MY. HEAD. Gossip [...]

Love Is OFFICIALLY Dead: Danny DeVito And Rhea Perlman Separate


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If you’re wondering why your grocery store is out of Entenmann’s and Ben and Jerry’s, it’s because love is truly dead. Donezo, finito, six feet under, poof – gone. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett busted us up pretty good, but that was only 9 years of marriage. Now that evil monster Divorce has clawed its [...]