About Jamie Jamerson

Jamie, aka The Grumbles, cries every day that an update on the cast of My Monkey Baby isn't released. Her tears could fill a river of regret. She blogs at Grumbles and Grunts.

Oh Justin Bieber, Didn’t You Learn ANYTHING From ‘My Monkey Baby?’


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Great news everyone! Justin Bieber has a monkey baby! For fellow My Monkey Baby enthusiasts and those who just love a hearty chuckle at the expense of the famous and ridiculously insane, today just jumped headlong into the stuff wet dreams are made of, like candy canes, and gumdrops, and flowing gin rivers, and celebrities [...]

The Mystifying Appeal Of James Franco: Would You Or Wouldn’t You?


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James Franco is a Golden Globe winning and Oscar nominated actor, “artist,” poet, filmmaker, adjunct professor, writer, musician, gay rights activist, terrible Oscar host, and sleepy Yale PHD student. He’s riding higher than the sky on the pure waves of box office magic coming off Oz the Great and Powerful and Spring Breakers, and now [...]

Judge Rules (Not So Lil) Bow Wow The Laziest Criminal Ever


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Rapper Bow Wow, formerly ‘Lil’ but now ostensibly all growed up like a big man, has been ordered by a real live federal judge to pay a French porn star $80,000, and no, it’s not because he stole her best wigs which would have been a way better story get your time machines running. First [...]

Scott Disick Body-Shames Postpartum Kourtney Kardashian, Makes Her Cry Real Tears


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Scott Disick has once again confirmed longstanding suspicions that he is one of the worst (male) humans ever. Kourtney Kardashian, the most reasonable of all Kardashians, recently birthed the second of her slimey American Psycho wannabe boyfriend’s children, but it appears another go ’round the womb hasn’t heightened Disick’s sympathies for the female experience in the slightest. More »

Poor, Poor Justin Bieber Had The “Worst Birthday” Ever


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Justin Bieber turned the wise old age of 19 on Friday and celebrated another momentous year on the planet with the WORST BIRTHDAY of his young life. The pop star planned to spend the evening with a variety of equally loaded friends at the Cirque du Soir club in London, which sounds like a pretty [...]