Surprise! Brad Pitt Was Unhappy During A Marriage That Ended In Divorce


Of course you can take my photo, Bradley? Can I call you Bradley?

I should probably preface this with the stone cold irrefutable fact that I have always been and always will be Team Aniston. Truly. Could not possibly love her more than I do. I’ve even reconciled myself to the fact that Jennifer Aniston is going to play Jennifer Aniston in every movie ever even though 2002′s [...]

‘Arrested Development’ Is Back! Here Are The Show’s 10 Best Minor Characters


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At last, the day is nearly here. The day I’ve been waiting for since the tragic events of 2006 broke my heart and ruined the television landscape for us all. This Sunday, May 26th, our long, national nightmare is over. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS BACK!  Please let this play as you read to enhance your Internet-based enjoyment. [...]

Everything You Love Gets Ruined (By Yahoo): An Ode To Our Favorite Tumblrs


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So yesterday, as you’ve probably heard (and heard and heard) about already, Yahoo! bought Tumblr. For $1.1 billion. Which is a number of dollars that exists, and Yahoo! somehow actually has. Probably because you click on Yahoo! Answers search results when you Google things about medical conditions, even though you know better. NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE? More »

Kanye West’s Unfortunately Titled ‘Yeezus’ Leaked On iTunes


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Early yesterday morning (5/20), some probably-now-fired-person leaked the iTunes pre-order listing for Kanye West‘s sixth solo album, that as rumored is indeed entitled “Yeezus.” The listing was quickly removed from iTunes (after a flurry of REPRIMANDING and FIRING, no doubt), but not before the nerds at Pitchfork adorably speculated on the meaning and significance of [...]

Robert Kardashian’s Widow Sues For Right To Sell Her Dead Husband’s Diary


Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Sometimes it feels like the Kardashians are a 21st Century problem, but if the term “White Bronco” means anything to you, you’ll recall that the Kardashian name has been making us roll our eyes (ugh) since last century. Robert Kardashian Sr. was divorced from Kris Jenner since before the O.J. Simpson trial, but he remained [...]