Sarah Silverman’s ‘Perfect Night’ Anthem Is What We’re All Thinking


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Sarah Silverman and the team at JASH have a new video being featured on YouTube’s Comedy Week , and it is funny and fabulous and so crazy accurate and why doesn’t this woman have a(nother) show already? The video – which also stars Will. i. am – divulges secrets of the single woman, the likes [...]

Does Pregnancy Place Kim Kardashian Beyond Criticism?


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This coming Sunday, Ryan Seacrest will sit down with the entire Keeping Up With The Kardashians crew for a “very special interview.” Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy will likely take center stage during the interview, because she’s Kim Kardashian and no one else in the family matters. Case in point: take a look at Bruce Jenner in [...]

Lady Gaga Rides Out Convalescence In A “Golden Chariot,” So Screw You, Injured Poors!


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Last month, Lady Gaga was forced to cancel her “Born this Way” world tour due to a worsening hip injury. Turns out the injury was a pretty serious labral tear to which I was all “OUUUCCHHH!” until I realized that’s part of your hip, not your lady parts. (But still, that’s gotta hurt.) The injury required Gaga to undergo surgery and comes with a pretty long convalescence period, wherein the patient should remain almost entirely prone or at least seated. Walking on stilt shoes made of baby seal bones or riding bareback on a bedazzled green ostrich is generally frowned upon by the medical establishment for people with this injury. (If she hasn’t done those things already, it’s 98% certain to happen.) More »

Boy George Debuts His New Hotness & Also A WTF Hat


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How do we feel about Boy George these days, like as a culture as a whole? Do we care? Do we regard him with a sort of fuzzy universal sense of nostalgia? Do we frantically skim his Wikipedia page to see if he’s had some terrible scandal we’ve forgotten about or if he’s still a mostly pretty-good all-around fun-time guy? Do we sometimes get the real-life him mixed up with the Alexis Arquette version from The Wedding Singer?

Well, no matter how you feel about Boy George, I can pretty much guarantee that recent photos of him will prompt MANY, MANY QUESTIONS. More »

Camille Paglia Crowns Rihanna The New (Pot-Smoking, Phunk Bitchin’) Princess Diana In Sunday Times


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Rihanna was officially crowned The New Princess Diana by none other than the Holy Priestess of Provocative Press herself, Camille Paglia. And just about everyone – including Rihanna herself – is left wondering “What the freakin’ what now?” In this week’s The Sunday Times, Paglia goes on and on for 2,000 words about the similarities [...]