I Wish I Could Pull A Britney Spears And Shave My Head [Essay]


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If a salesman was trying to sell me my body, I’d tell him to go to hell. No deal. Too much maintenance, particularly when it comes to hair. A poll last year reports that the average woman spends ten days a year on her hair. In all honesty, it seems like a low number. The [...]

Why Won’t Anyone Do Anything About Amanda Bynes?


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Alone in every paparazzi photo sold and published. Alone in every strange and uncomfortable photo she uploads to Twitter. Alone in every story you hear or read about, showcasing her bizarre behavior. The latest antic making the internet rounds is Amanda’s admission that she got plastic surgery to remove the “webbing” between her eyes. Her [...]

Married, With Separate Bedrooms [Essay]


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Like most girls, when I was little I dreamed about the man I would marry. We’d be, like, so in love and we would have babies and I’d be a lawyer or author and we’d live happily ever after and not at all like my grandparents who bitched at each other all day then retired [...]

Here’s An “Aha!” Moment for You: Oprah’s OWN Network Sucks


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I still remember the exact moment Oprah lost me in her billionaire wilderness. The year was 2006. We were still suffering under the leadership of Dick and George, Britney Spears was months away from shaving it all off, Perez Hilton was still mean and chunky and Lindsay Lohan was famous for acting. Even more surprising: [...]

Dress Like Your Television: Rachel Berry On ‘Glee’


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Say what you want about Fox’s Glee—and trust me, I have said many, many colorful things about it often—but this show has some serious style. Every single one of the major players—Emma Pillsbury, Quinn Fabray, Kurl Hummel, Brittany S. Pierce—has a unique and distinct style. But Rachel Berry, McKinley High’s original wannabe Barbra Streisand with the perfect fringe bangs, has always stood at the forefront of this show with her schoolgirl, sexy librarian look. More »