Gossip Rag Roundup: Snooki’s Pregnant And We Have To Live With It

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So the other day I was at the local drug store with my 10 year old, buying drugs. Or M&Ms, what is this, a memory quiz? Anyhoo, we were getting our drugs when suddenly he saw this Pulitzer contender: “Mommy,” my son said, “why is that lady going OMG, I’m pregnant!? Please explain to me, [...]

Gossip Rag Roundup: Kim And Angelina Get Hitched!

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Oh, come on, it’s a slow week. Why can’t I make things up? FINE. But we know it’s a slow celebrity week because Kim Kardashian is back on rag covers. Oh, and Brad and Angie are getting married again! Yay! Except she may ruin it with her crazy demands. Like wanting to pick out a [...]

Steven Tyler Joins The Celebrity Engagement Parade

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A human girl has agreed to spend “the rest of her life” waking up next to Steven Tyler! Yesterday afternoon, Tyler announced his engagement to model Erin Brady. They’ve been together since 2006, in what has been described as a “rocky” relationship. Since the engagement was announced yesterday afternoon, several members of Steven Tyler’s family [...]

Gossip Rag Roundup: Brad vs. Angelina and Justin and Jen!

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I swear to God, I’m going to be in my 100s, and we’ll still be reading about Angelina, Brad, Jen and whoever Jen’s hooking up with. After everyone is gone, it’ll just be the cockroaches and Jen and Brad rumors. Which is great, because they seldom disappoint! So, you know how Brad did an interview [...]

Gossip Rag Roundup: We’re On Babywatch!

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I know, I know, just mere days ago we were basking in the glory that was the Wedding of the Year, but there’s more good news! We are officially on Bumpwatch/Babywatch/Baywatch for Jennifer Aniston’s pregnancy. Get comfortable, something tells me that we’re in for a long haul. Well of course Jen’s gaining weight. She stopped [...]

Gossip Rag Roundup: Ready For The Wedding Of The Year?

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Seriously, rags, your balls have to be pretty huge to call anything Kardashian anything of the year. Besides, isn’t Kim already married? No? Then isn’t it bad luck for us to see her in her wedding dress(es) before the wedding? This week, not even Kevin Federline’s joyous news could push Kim off the covers. A [...]

Gossip Rag Roundup: Look Closely, There Are Real Stars There!

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Well, another week flew by and we are on the receiving end of a brand new crop of weekly magazines! How lucky are we? And if you look really closely, you’ll even find some real stars! Let’s start! These women whose-names-I-refuse-to-learn are whining that Teen Mom ruined their lives. I don’t blame them for being [...]