Gossip Rag Roundup: Because Your Eyes Aren’t Going to Roll Themselves

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Let’s just skip over the hoopla over Kim Kardashian’s $10 million wedding (although don’t forget to wake me for the divorce!) and concentrate on the sidebar, shall we? Selena and Justin pregnancy rumors! As in which one will get pregnant first. Place your bets! Will Casey Anthony get away with murdering her daughter? And who [...]

Pippa Middleton And Prince Harry Have Pet Names For Each Other

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Kate Middleton was, of course, the star of the Royal Wedding in April, with her husband, Prince TheGuyStandingBesideThatReallyBeautifulWoman, running a close second. Right behind the Royal Couple in the rankings of “Thank God the Royals are Adding Some Hotness into the Gene Pool,” was Pippa Middleton. I remember reading somewhere that someone said that she [...]

TLC To Air Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s Wedding

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Because it worked out so well the first time around, Nick Lachey is once again televising his nuptials, this time airing his wedding to Vanessa Minnillo on a TLC special titled “Nick and Vanessa’s Dream Wedding.” Somewhere, Jessica is going OH HAYYYLLLLL NO. The couple, who have been dating since 2006 and became engaged last [...]

Gossip Rag Roundup: The Kardashians Are Doing Stuff!

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Welcome to Gossip Rag Roundup– where we provide all you need to know about the rag covers! Welcome our new hot couple–Leo DiCaprio and Blake Lively, photoshopped together for your viewing pleasure.  Also, I assume that the question about what tore Courteney Cox and Jen Aniston is rhetorical.  Since obviously it is whoever tore that [...]

Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring Is Big Enough For Multiple Engravings

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What we know so far about Kim Kardashian‘s recent engagement to New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries is that Kim’s mom trotted out glitter-covered ponies at their engagement party as a joke (sub-item: rich people have a really weird sense of humor, because I would stab someone for bringing both stinky animals and glitter indoors) [...]

Sofia Coppola Planning A Summer Wedding In Italy

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One of my girl crushes, director Sofia Coppola of Virgin Suicides and Lost in Translation fame, is getting married this summer and what I’d do to get an invite to these nuptials. An invitation to this soiree most certainly would earn me some hipster street cred. Mind you admitting that I’d like to gain some [...]

Things I Care About More Than The Royal Wedding

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    So, *yawn*, tomorrow is the wedding of Kate Middleton *snore* and Prince William *eyeroll* of Wales. Can you tell how much I care? I mean, I haven’t been this excited about a wedding since two other people I didn’t care about got married! I understand that there are people in the world who [...]