Charlie Sheen, Poet, Calls Farrah Abraham “Douche Agua Guzzler”


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When I think about what future archaeologists will unearth thousands of years from now, I pray that someone takes a long weekend to commit Charlie Sheen‘s electronic communication to stone tablets. “Dr. Futurebones! Dr. Futurebones! I’ve found something!” “What is it, Ensign Braininajar?” [Ensign Braininajar dusts off tablet] “I’m not sure, Doctor. It would appear [...]

Denise Richards Takes Custody Of Charlie Sheen’s Kids By Brooke Mueller. So, WINNING?


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I have always liked Denise Richards. I can’t even say why; there’s just something about her I find inherently sweet. Normally I don’t like sweet people, or people in general. And now Denise has gone and done something which completely validates my thoughts about her by taking custody of the children of her ex-husband Charlie [...]

Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Stealing From Set: What She Missed


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Because I know you’re all rabid Anger Management viewers… *pulled aside by editors* Hey, everybody you know how Charlie Sheen has a TV show again? Called Anger Management? On FX? Anyhoo, none other than Ms. Lindsay Lohan was on the Anger Management set this week, filming a fling with Charlie. Because the only work these [...]

Tiger Blood Crazy: Charlie Sheen Asks Twitter To Bully 9 Year Old Girl Who Bullied His Daughter


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Aw, Charlie Sheen. The world was THIS CLOSE to forgetting how bat-shit crazy you are! But in a move that was half Protective Papa Bear and half Uh-Oh-I-Think-The-Tiger-Blood-Is-Back, Charlie Sheen took to Twitter yesterday to address the fact that his 9 year-old daughter, Sam, was bullied at her private California elementary school. Sheen tweeted: CADRE! [...]

The Top Three Celebrity Train Wrecks Of 2012


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Merry early Christmas, everyone! My gift to you this year: a one-way ticket on 2012′s Bat Shit Crazy Express, destination Ughville, population all the celebrities everywhere this year with the exception of Betty White. Because Betty White is A SAINT, y’all. CLEARLY. Narrowing this field of epic disasters down was difficult to say the least, [...]