The Ball Lift: A Father’s Day Gift Idea For The Saggy Set


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Father’s Day is coming up this weekend and your probably online right this minute looking at ties and gardening shears   in another browser. You can go ahead and shut them down, because I am going to end your gift-giving worries right here, right now! What better way to thank your dad for life than [...]

Burt Reynolds Is Old Now And We Should Just Be Okay With That


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Remember this guy? He was a beautiful specimen, was he not? Yes; Burt Reynolds was an icon of virility and the poster boy for cool masculinity back in the seventies and eighties. He was born in 1936, so that makes him 77  years old. And anyone who was born in a year when “Dust Bowl” [...]

Why You Gotta Be So Mean: Can We Please Stop Slut-Shaming Taylor Swift?


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Taylor Swift has sold over 22 million albums, and has had almost as many boyfriends in her short life.

I couldn’t be happier for her. But it seems quite a few people aren’t. More »

Billy Corgan Is Doing Commercials For Wrestling (Or Possibly Furniture) Now


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Here’s Billy Corgan of today, making local commercials for Walter E. Smithe, the Nathan Huffhines of the greater Chicago metro area. More »

That Is A Serious Beard: 4 Actors Who Improved With Facial Hair


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I’m growing a beard. This fact may not seem important to you, dear reader, but it certainly has caused a stir around my house. My son told me I’m “starting to look like Teen Wolf”, producing mixed feelings of shame and pride (my boy knows the lesser works of Michael J. Fox!). Then my daughter [...]