Pregnant Celebs Are Setting A Bad Example For All Moms-To-Be


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I never thought I’d find myself in the position of defending Kim Kardashian because there is so much about her that offends, and yet here I go. (Stick with me though, because after I defend Kim I’ll make fun of her just a teensy bit to make up for all the defending.) A new poll [...]

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Exercise Their Celeb Baby Naming Rights By Naming Daughter After President With An Epic Beard


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Yesterday, Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell took to the Twitter to announce their daughter was born. At last! And what blessed name did they give their child?! Hmmm. Okay, well, CONGRATS! May she live up to her namesake and wear the shit out of a stovepipe hat. (Personally, I was gunning for “Sloth”, so I [...]

Must Not See TV: Jessica Simpson To Star In NBC Sitcom


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My dear internet friends, I really hoped I could come to you with news of a fabulous revelation in the television industry. A revelation that maybe…people don’t want to watch mindless drivel every week. That maybe, just maybe, television could be good again. Riveting story-lines! Emmy-award winning acting! INTELLIGENT SOMETHING. Alas, no. None of that. [...]

Chatter Box: Celebrities On Christmas Day Edition


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While you were busy being with your family (or ignoring them) yesterday, celebs were being…celebs. What better day to confirm pregnancies and undesirable relationships than Christmas Day! Even if they’ve both been rumored for weeks. Jessica Simpson took to Twitter to finally make the announcement that she is, in fact, pregnant. Duh. (Nearly) Irish Twins [...]

Chock Full O’ Baby: Celebrity Pregnancies – Holiday Edition


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As the world turns and the tides flow, the good ship Celebrity sails gently from one generation into the next. Famous people everywhere find time in their busy schedules full of money to put their boy and girl parts together and make with the sexytime. Which semi-famous persons are currently abstaining from the party-strength eggnog? [...]