World Reaction To Justin Bieber’s Anne Frank Comment Says More About Us Than Him


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I didn’t really care about The Biebs either way before today. Much like Ozzy I was of the “who the what is a Justin Bieber?” camp. Now, I’m a fan. So if you clicked here expecting an extra large helping of snark served to Justin Bieber for the comment he left in the guest book [...]

Oh Justin Bieber, Didn’t You Learn ANYTHING From ‘My Monkey Baby?’


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Great news everyone! Justin Bieber has a monkey baby! For fellow My Monkey Baby enthusiasts and those who just love a hearty chuckle at the expense of the famous and ridiculously insane, today just jumped headlong into the stuff wet dreams are made of, like candy canes, and gumdrops, and flowing gin rivers, and celebrities [...]

Justin Bieber Spits On Neighbor, Threatens To “F**king Kill Him”


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Justin Bieber is starting to act like the maladjusted child star we all knew he would eventually become. Just yesterday morning, he spat in a neighbor’s face when the neighbor told Biebs that he was driving recklessly in his new Ferrari. I’m pretty sure that is how patient zero contracted Bieber Fever. Bieber also threatened [...]

The Mystifying Appeal Of James Franco: Would You Or Wouldn’t You?


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James Franco is a Golden Globe winning and Oscar nominated actor, “artist,” poet, filmmaker, adjunct professor, writer, musician, gay rights activist, terrible Oscar host, and sleepy Yale PHD student. He’s riding higher than the sky on the pure waves of box office magic coming off Oz the Great and Powerful and Spring Breakers, and now [...]

David Arquette Is Now Channeling Kenny Fisher From “Can’t Hardly Wait”


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White guys emulating hip-hop culture is nothing new. I can think of a long line of white celebrities, from Justin Bieber to that one guy from the Backstreet Boys, who have tried to earn their street cred by dressing like they were from Compton instead of Ontario and Orlando (respectively).  Hip-hop culture has long influenced mainstream [...]