MTV, The “Music” Channel, Cancels ‘Buckwild’ One Week After Star’s Death


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I miss MTV. It feels weird to say that when I can just turn on my TV anytime I want and tune in. But, just as we miss the toddler version or our now 10-year-old, I miss the toddler version of MTV. Specifically, I miss the music part. The Madonna dry-humping the stage in a [...]

Top 10 Celebrity Wines For The Sophisticated Palate


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Did you know there are a myriad of celebrities currently involved in the wine-making business? It’s true!  Sure, most think that dumping a lot of your movie money into a vineyard is a good way to turn a profit all while embracing a whole mess of tax incentives, but those people are missing the point. When you become famous, you just inherently understand more about wine than the average person. Don’t believe me? Well let’s take a look at 10 celebrities, the wines that they make, and what your palate can expect while enjoying them. More »

Beyoncé Shouldn’t Sing Live At The Super Bowl BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD


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Since the long national nightmare that is a professional singer choosing to sing along with a recording of her own voice so as not to blast the 44th President with enough feedback to deafen his grandkids during his Inauguration, America has had Beyoncé on the brain.  I’m not sure why we care that she lip-synched the national anthem at the Inauguration last week.  But we care enough that we a) demanded that she cop to it even after we knew it to be true, and b) she is now making a big show out of singing live every time someone asks her a question. More »

The Top Three Celebrity Train Wrecks Of 2012


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Merry early Christmas, everyone! My gift to you this year: a one-way ticket on 2012′s Bat Shit Crazy Express, destination Ughville, population all the celebrities everywhere this year with the exception of Betty White. Because Betty White is A SAINT, y’all. CLEARLY. Narrowing this field of epic disasters down was difficult to say the least, [...]

Demi Moore’s New Boyfriend Is Even Younger Than Her Last One; Don’t Worry He’s Probably Just Reverse Aging


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Look, I don’t pay a lot of attention to The Life and Times of Demi Moore. In fact if that was an actual magazine I would surely not subscribe. I find her acting career fleshless and her choice in male companions barf-worthy. I suppose there was a time once in the 90′s where she had [...]