You Sank My Battleship And Respect: Humiliating Kids With Classic Games

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Battleship unnecessarily shoves itself into theaters today, much to the sadness of every person who has ever played Battleship. Or persons who have seen Rihanna and are sad that she exists. Or persons who value their souls. Just like every other crappy movie that’s produced these days, your kids can’t wait to go see it. [...]

Celebrity Stories You Won’t Read Anywhere Else

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That’s right. These are exclusive MamaPop stories. Mostly because TMZ doesn’t care about me. Their loss, your gain. Here are some of my favorite celebrity run-ins from the past couple decades. source, source, source, source, source, source, source

Joey Lawrence Signs On With Chippendales – Cue WHOA Now

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Hold on to your skirts and giant floppy flower hats, ladies of the 90′s, because Joey Lawrence is about to make all the television dreams you forgot you once had come true. Sure, it’s been a few years since he was anyone’s teen heartthrob. He may be older than we remember (36) and look… a [...]

Bullying on Reality TV: The Bad and Very Ugly

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As a diehard fan of reality television I am also cognizant of the ‘real’ to ‘staged’ ratio. These shows put people of differing backgrounds in unlikely situations and then let them have it. Fingers crossed that conflict arises and viewership goes up. It’s a tale as old as time, or at least as old as [...]

Hey, Has Anybody Seen Nick Stahl?

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Well. This is weird. TMZ reports that Nick Stahl, whom you may remember from such films as Terminator 3, Sin City, The Thin Red Line…or maybe even as the little boy in The Man Without A Face, has gone missing. His wife Rose filed a missing person report with the LAPD. He was possibly last [...]

Mark Twain Award, $37M House Sold, Just A Day In The Life Of Ellen DeGeneres

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Move over, 35 Emmy awards, 12 People’s Choice awards, 3 Teen Choice awards, 2 Genesis awards, and GLAAD Media award, Ellen DeGeneres is going to need room to display her Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. The stand-up comic/actress/writer/producer/talk-show host/advocate/spokesperson/all-around good person and inspiration to women and humans everywhere has been named the 2012 recipient of [...]

Chatter Box: Julianne Moore To Star in ‘Carrie’ Reboot, Bret Michaels Gets Real Paid, Gaga Gets Banned in Jakarta

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THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU! Julianne Moore has been cast in the gritty reboot of Carrie, playing Mrs. White. Chloe Moretz—who is contractually obligated to play every awkward-but-pretty teenager in every movie until she turns 18—will play the title character. I have to say, I’m looking forward to this. Brian de Palma’s movie is [...]