Katy Perry’s Dad Calls Her A ‘Devil Child,’ Asks For Money For Swiss Vay-Cay


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In news that is bound to make you feel better about your parenting skills this fine Friday morning, reports are a-swirlin’ that Katy Perry‘s Bible-thumping father, Keith Perry, referred to his daughter as a “devil child” during a sermon in Sante Fe Springs, California. He allegedly referenced his attendance of one of her concerts where [...]

Lindsay Lohan Re-Hires Old Lawyer And Goes Back To Betty Ford Center; Godspeed, Betty Ford Center Staffers


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It’s been a busy couple of days for Lindsay Lohan. First, the rehab center recommended to the judge by her lawyer Mark Heller had it’s license revoked. But no one told her lawyer this information or he just didn’t care, because he stood up in court on Thursday to assure the judge his client was [...]

Kanye West Can’t Open A Door For Kim Kardashian, Wins Douche Daddy Of The Year Award


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Kanye West needs to win an award for being a Douche Daddy Of The Year, doesn’t he? I mean, it’s time. Do we have to go through the litany of Kanye Douchiness again? No? Good. Because we’ve talked about it and it’s well documented that Kanye takes Needy to a whole other level. I mean, [...]

Miley Cyrus: A Star ‘Doesn’t Have To Take Their Clothes Off To Be Sexy’; Promptly Takes Off Clothes


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Hey, remember a couple of years back when Miley Cyrus turned 18 and started transitioning from being “a perfectly safe, kid-friendly, Disney-styled star” to a rhinestone-bra-and-leather-garter-wearing sexpot? Well welcome to 2013, and have a gander at Miley’s photoshoot for V Magazine: TRANSFORMATION: COMPLETE. And while it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or expect [...]

Eye Candy: Brad Pitt Covers June’s ‘Vanity Fair’


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Whether Brad Pitt is your idea of luscious man meat or not (note: I almost used the word “hunky” there, but decided to punch myself in the face instead), based on this latest Vanity Fair cover it’s hard to deny that the dude is aging exceptionally well. Those lines around Pitt’s eyes? ADORBS. And I [...]