Today In O RLY?: Wisconsin Approves Ordinance To Fine Parents Of Bullies


Biff The Bully

No decent parent wants to hear their child is a bully. That sort of thing hits you right in the heart and I imagine it changes the way you look at your child. Now, in Monona Wisconsin, if your kid is a bully it’s going to hit you in the pocketbook as well. On May [...]

Why Won’t Anyone Do Anything About Amanda Bynes?


Amanda Bynes

Alone in every paparazzi photo sold and published. Alone in every strange and uncomfortable photo she uploads to Twitter. Alone in every story you hear or read about, showcasing her bizarre behavior. The latest antic making the internet rounds is Amanda’s admission that she got plastic surgery to remove the “webbing” between her eyes. Her [...]

Paris Hilton Reminds Us Why We’ve Always Hated Her


Paris Hilton Feature Image

Welp. When Paris Hilton isn’t stuffing her Kardashian Voodoo Doll with pins, it looks like she still likes to dabble in things like fashion and bigotry. You see, roughly a week ago, Paris was in New York City for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. At one point, she found herself in a cab (THE HORROR) with a friend, [...]

Pop Culture Analysis: Deconstructing Ke$ha


ke$ha

Well, that’s a very Lifetime movie-esque title, isn’t it? Internet, we need to talk about Ke$ha. If you don’t know what a Ke$ha is, please destroy your computer immediately. Your ignorance is so very precious, and I don’t have the heart to take it away from you. Or I guess you could just, like, navigate [...]

Smokey Robinson Will Send ‘Smoke Alarms’ Via Twitter To Help Change The World


Smokey Robinson

Motown legend Smokey Robinson is working on launching a new social change program called “Smoke Alarms” (get it?) using the networking power of Twitter. Robinson and other celebrities with a large number of Twitter followers will tweet about pressing issues around the world that need attention and donations fast. The idea is for these tweets [...]