Frances Bean Cobain To Kendall Jenner: 1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare A Twitter War


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It was two days ago that Kendall Jenner was experiencing something difficult in her life. Was it a hangnail? A decision about college and career? A troubling situation with her ridiculous family? Sadly, no one may ever know for sure. But Kendall took to Twitter to vent some of her angsty frustration with the world, [...]

GO TO YOUR ROOM: Jaden Smith Wants Emancipation From World’s Chillest Parents


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Before I had children, I naturally had All Sorts Of Plans and Opinions about what kind of mother I would be. I would cool. I would be fun. I would let them make amazing finger-painting masterpieces on the walls and buy them a moonbounce and sort out major life problems with wisdom and ice cream [...]

Heidi Klum Pays Her Kids To Eat Healthy Food


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I am all about parenting with incentives. In fact, I totally dig it. My kids can go to the skate park after they finish their homework. If they ollie before, they will have no desire to sit and do math problems after, amirite? Dessert comes after dinner. If you think about it, that’s what life [...]

Magic Johnson Supports His Gay Son Because OBVIOUSLY


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In an item that is news, but shouldn’t be news, but IS news, so let’s just deal with it and discuss: Lakers legend Magic Johnson has three kids, one of whom, EJ, is gay. TMZ briefly interviewed EJ about, I don’t know, bathrooms or unicorns or whateverthehell the people at TMZ concern themselves with, when [...]

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Exercise Their Celeb Baby Naming Rights By Naming Daughter After President With An Epic Beard


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Yesterday, Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell took to the Twitter to announce their daughter was born. At last! And what blessed name did they give their child?! Hmmm. Okay, well, CONGRATS! May she live up to her namesake and wear the shit out of a stovepipe hat. (Personally, I was gunning for “Sloth”, so I [...]