Rex Reed Calls Melissa McCarthy A “Hippo” In Fat-Shaming Review


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Yeah, I thought Rex Reed was dead, too. We’re thinking of Paul Lynde.

Anyway, Rex Reed isn’t dead. And perhaps in an effort to remind us that he’s still around, the New York Observer film critic seems to have Googled “What’s HOT in offending sensible people” and came up with “fat shaming.” And then he fat-shamed actress Melissa McCarthy in his review of Identity Thief. More »

The Greatest Relationship Advice Column in the History of the World By Donald Trump, Inexplicable Lawsuit Edition


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Donald Trump is a nationally syndicated relationship advice columnist whose column ‘The Greatest Relationship Advice Column in the History of the World By Donald Trump,’ has appeared on this website four whole times. He has given unasked-for relationship advice to such celebrities as Anne Hathaway, Rihanna, Tiger Woods, Jesse James and President Barack Obama, all of whom had their lives enriched immeasurably because of it. DONALD TRUMP! More »

‘This Isn’t Going Away:’ Richard Marx And Other ‘Shameless’ Entertainers


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This week, I am once again thankful for the internet and the unlikely collaborations that it brings. Exhibit A: News blogger Edward McLelland recently wrote that the city of Chicago’s new tourism theme song would have embarrassed the likes of White Lion, but not Richard Marx, who is “shameless.” McLelland’s error was assuming that Marx [...]

Dave Mustaine Vs. Men’s Wearhouse And Other Extremely Metal Moves


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Being part of the public and looking from the outside-in at the lives of celebrities, I always tend to fall into the trap of thinking that they lead charmed lives. I mean, that is probably true on a few levels. If a celebrity managed to make a decent chunk of money at one point in [...]

Epic Movie Fail: Christian Slater’s “Playback” Grosses An Embarrassing $264


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Well, 2013 is already in full swing, but 2012 had one final kick to the balls and ego (and the balls of the ego if egos have balls) in store for one movie and “star” before the New Years ball dropped. Christian Slater‘s newest movie, Playback, just grossed a sweeeeeeeeet $264, making it the lowest earning movie [...]