Chris Brown’s ‘Demon Art’ Latest Indication That Chris Brown Does What He Wants


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Chris Brown’s neighbors are upset because he’s had some large, monster-looking things painted on the walls outside of his probably very lovely Hollywood Hills home, because hahaha, he’s Chris Brown, check out his DEMONS, BITCHES. Oh my God. That metaphor just jumped out and hit me in the head. Let’s return to that, shall we? [...]

Kanye West Can’t Open A Door For Kim Kardashian, Wins Douche Daddy Of The Year Award


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Kanye West needs to win an award for being a Douche Daddy Of The Year, doesn’t he? I mean, it’s time. Do we have to go through the litany of Kanye Douchiness again? No? Good. Because we’ve talked about it and it’s well documented that Kanye takes Needy to a whole other level. I mean, [...]

Ray J Says “I Hit It First.” What Say You, Kim Kardashian?


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Kim Kardashian is a beautiful woman, famous for who knows what. An ass barely conceivable in nature? Terrible reality shows? Siblings with K-names willing to make asses of themselves on reality shows? Bruce Jenner is her dad? Sure. I don’t even know. Related (work with me here): Beefs are to hip-hop as peanut butter is [...]

Scott Disick Shoots Alligator In the Face, Makes Alligator Skin Shoes


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We already know that Scott Disick is just an “i” and an “s” away from having an honest last name; he’s the kind of guy that makes the dudes I often call “douche bags” look like boy scouts helping old ladies across the street. But this time folks think he’s gone too far by hunting [...]

John Mayer And Katy Perry Split – AGAIN


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Surprise, surprise. Oh no, wait – THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT. In what comes as a shock to exactly no one, John Mayer and Katy Perry have once again called it quits – just 7 months after calling it quits the first time (which was, like, a month after they first got together or something?) [...]