You Thought It Wasn’t Possible, But Fast Food Just Got Grosser


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No one eats at a fast-food restaurant because the food tastes divine or the service is stellar. If I get a grunt from the clerk when they hand me my change I consider that five-star service. The reason we eat there is because it’s fast. But to be fast you have to give other things [...]

Photoshop FAIL: Beyonce Laughably Unrecognizable In Roberto Cavalli Ad


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Beyonce Knowles is one of the most conventionally beautiful women on the planet. She just absolutely radiates crazy-hot sexy vibes. One of the things I love most about Ms. Knowles is her healthy, normal looking body. She’s got curves and boobs and strong powerful legs built for kickin’ ass on stage. People adore the Queen [...]

Melissa McCarthy’s Face Photoshopped To Look Thinner In ‘The Heat’ Poster


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The internet has concluded this week, again, that Melissa McCarthy is a larger than average woman, that PhotoShop is a tool commonly used to make fat people look thinner, and isn’t that last part just awful?  Exhibit A: the UK poster for McCarthy’s movie The Heat, co-starring Sandra Bullock, coming to theaters near you on June [...]

Mom Asks Internet To Pay Teen’s Bills After Stupid YouTube Stunt


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Teenager do dumb stuff sometimes. I did and you did. You did so. YES YOU DID.  Remember that time under the train trestle when you drank a mason jar of homemade peach brandy you stole from your dad and then went to work and told your boss you weren’t throwing up because you were drunk [...]

Everything Wrong With Burger King’s ‘Hands-Free Whopper’


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Burger King recently celebrated their 50th anniversary in Puerto Rico by giving out “Hands-Free Whopper” holders to 50 of their most loyal customers. As the spot explains, in a multi-tasking world, who has time to sit and eat a grade D beef patty? There was a time in my life where I was extremely concerned [...]