Mom Forces Daughter To Wear Thrift Store Clothes To Cure Her Of Bullying


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A Utah step-mother is facing criticism for forcing her step-daughter to wear thrift store clothes to school after the  girl reportedly taunted another student over her “ugly” clothing. The step-mom – known to us only as Ally – said she chose the unique punishment for the ten-year-old Kaylee with full co-operation and agreement from the [...]

The Venn Diagram of Divorce Guilt [Essay]


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Guilt is the absolute worst thing you can carry. It’s like transporting four hungry hamsters in a fanny pack on a trans-Atlantic ocean voyage. If you don’t feed those hamsters, they’re going to start chewing at your bathing suit parts. Some people deserve to carry such a load – they’ve committed crimes, or hurt others [...]

Help! My Kid Can’t Stop Throwing Word Grenades [Essay]


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It was just like you’d expect. S l o w  m o t i o n. My casual manner while chatting with the preschool director and a new teacher’s aid transforming to sphincter-tightening horror as my 4-year-old daughter steps toward the aid, puts her hand on the woman’s protruding stomach and – OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE -  [...]

My Little Pony’s Sexy ‘Equestria Girls’ Spinoff Isn’t For Your Daughter


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“No. I’m not watching any more of this. This is for guys. I’m leaving.” That’s what my 14-year-old daughter said five seconds into the trailer for the new My Little Pony movie, Equestria Girls. And then she walked away. You know My Little Pony, right? The animated show that debuted backin the 1980s featuring cute, brightly-colored [...]

GO TO YOUR ROOM: Jaden Smith Wants Emancipation From World’s Chillest Parents


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Before I had children, I naturally had All Sorts Of Plans and Opinions about what kind of mother I would be. I would cool. I would be fun. I would let them make amazing finger-painting masterpieces on the walls and buy them a moonbounce and sort out major life problems with wisdom and ice cream [...]