Quick Pic: Rihanna & Chris Brown Together Again (SIGH)


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Amid reports of their relationship’s demise, Rihanna posted the following photo of her and Chris Brown to her Instagram yesterday: The caption? “This shit look like a toupee”  Huh. Furthermore, Rihanna performed at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Monday night, and during the concert got philosophical on stage, saying: “How many of you are [...]

Users Fleeing Facebook Like Rats From Sinking Ship, Citing “Boredom” And “Too Much Gossip”


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Confession: I’ve never been a huge fan of Facebook. The murkiness of what actually constitutes “friends” too easily leads to a bloated news feed filled with an endless stream of personal information and family photos from people who are, in truth, barely acquaintances – virtual strangers, even. The result? Epic frustration and total boredom. And [...]

Oh Justin Bieber, Didn’t You Learn ANYTHING From ‘My Monkey Baby?’


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Great news everyone! Justin Bieber has a monkey baby! For fellow My Monkey Baby enthusiasts and those who just love a hearty chuckle at the expense of the famous and ridiculously insane, today just jumped headlong into the stuff wet dreams are made of, like candy canes, and gumdrops, and flowing gin rivers, and celebrities [...]

Justin Bieber Spits On Neighbor, Threatens To “F**king Kill Him”


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Justin Bieber is starting to act like the maladjusted child star we all knew he would eventually become. Just yesterday morning, he spat in a neighbor’s face when the neighbor told Biebs that he was driving recklessly in his new Ferrari. I’m pretty sure that is how patient zero contracted Bieber Fever. Bieber also threatened [...]

Photo In Search Of A Caption: Miley Cyrus Twerks


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Miley Cyrus is still working on her twerking, unicorn onesie or no. Read More: An Open Letter To Miley Cyrus: You’re Doing It Wrong source