Amanda Bynes Needs A Hero (And Also To Not Talk To Strangers)


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Amanda Bynes was a beautiful, talented actress. I don’t know if she is any of those things now, because girl is circling the drain and the water is getting low. I don’t even know how to feel about her anymore. I’ve gone from eye-rolling to snark to disgust to empathy to pity back to snark [...]

Is Amanda Bynes Punking Us?


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There are two options regarding what the hell is going on with Amanda Bynes these days, consolidated into two warring factions on the web: 1. She’s off her meds or on a bender or deeply mentally disturbed, and in need of psychological/pharmacological/detoxifying help (take your pick). OR 2. She’s cannily toying with modern celebrity and [...]

Amanda Bynes Has An “Imposter,” An “Eating Disorder,” And Thank God, A Twitter Account


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Hey look! It’s been two weeks and there’s no current news about Amanda Bynes! I guess she  finally realized she was making a fool of herself on Twitter and finally smartened up. She probably has really good representation and a small group of supportive people around her looking out for her best interests. So yay! [...]

Amanda Bynes To Drake On Twitter: “Murder My Vagina”


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One of the challenges of electronic communication is the potential to be misunderstood. Amanda Bynes never worries about such things. She sees a cute Canadian rapper, she tweets a cute Canadian rapper. And lest he be confused by a more subtle approach, she tweets: “I want @drake to murder my vagina.” The world may never know for [...]

Emma Watson Responds To ‘Fifty Shades’ Rumors On Twitter, Is Full Of Awesome


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As an unashamed Harry Potter fangirl, I’ve got mad love for Hermione, nee Emma Watson. So when Twitter user @AnonNewsDE (Anonymous Germany, yes that Anonymous) reported this month  that leaked documents were pointing to Emma playing the lead role of “Anastasia Steele” (worst. name. EVER.) in the big screen adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey, I [...]