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These Boots Were Made for Walken

Christopher Walken that is.

Check out this little gem I found today.  Watch for the butt wiggle at the beginning.

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A Serious Man Review

There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was whole-hearted and upright, and one that feared God, and shunned evil...

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There's No Hospital For The Wounds Inflicted By Our Fathers

Dads. Don't you just hate them? When you were little, he was a God. But then he cheated on your Mom or got drunk or left. We hate Dads for their humanity. This week's episode was a kaleidoscope of Dad visions. Most of them sucked. Because most of them do. How could they ever live up to our childish visions?

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Weird Science: Galileo's Missing Fingers Found at Last

I know it is a little late for Halloween but do you guys want to hear something really scary? They just rediscovered two of Galileo's fingers in Italy.

Actually, two of his fingers and a tooth.

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A Timely Mention Of A Little Known Show

I know people rely on me too be super-current and informed so that's why I'm going to talk about this little-known show I discovered on Showtime called Dexter. I know...I know...where do I get this stuff, right? Well never you mind, a good journalist never reveals his sources and neither do I.  The point is that maybe you've heard of it, maybe you haven't but no matter what, I can bench press like 600 lbs in my dreams.

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Your Daily Gaga

So, in case you missed the AMAs last night...

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Five Things That Tell The World You're No Longer Cool

Okay, just one: you throw a SpongeBob Squarepants party.

No, I don't care if it was for your one year old, Ashlee and Pete. The kid turned ONE. He doesn't know his Squarepants from his Huggies.

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Robert Pattinson Might Sparkle, But He Also Stinks

Oh, RPatz. You crafty thing, you. Robert Pattinson has devised a plan to keep the paparazzi at bay, and it involves offending the shnozz. 

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Jon and Kate: The Show and The Marriage Is Over

And curtain call.

Tonight is the finale of Jon and Kate Plus 8.  And it is looking like the nastiest divorce in history of people who should never have been celebrities in the first place  is going to be final by the end of the year.  What ever am I going to write about?

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Weekend Movie Preview Of Sorts

So I'm trying really hard not to mention a certain movie that is opening this weekend, because any little part I can play to not get more horrible abstinent sparkly vampire movies made is pretty much the greatest contribution to mankind that anyone has ever given. And I'm totally counting the guy who invented roofies.

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Project Runway Recap: "Finale, Part II"

OH MAH GOD. I HAVE HAD MUCH WINE. Note to self: Do not schedule "date night" on a ProjRun FINALE night, especially a date night that involves MUCH WINE and power outages and transformers blowing the hell up and WHATEVER, THIS. Is Project Runway.

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Friday Eye Candy: Bossy Edition

(You all know and love Bossy, right? RIGHT? Yeah.)

Bossy would like to open with this caveat: what is eye candy to some may not be sweet and delicious for all. The candy Bossy covets may be the rejects in the bottom of your Halloween bag, like an ignored box of malted milk balls stuck to the lint-covered oatmeal raisin cookie and sister mercy what was Bossy saying again?

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MamaPop Video Roundtable: MamaPop vs Shakira Edition

Fruitful agon!  Since time immemorial, Shakira has sought to undo the good work of MamaPop.  Now the time has come for MamaPop to confront our ancient, twisty little enemy and launch a pre-emptive strike against her soon-to-be-released album.  Join us as we attempt to figure out just what the hell Shakira is talking about in that She-Wolf video.

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What The Hell Is Leighton Meester Wearing?

First off, Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester apparently has a music career? Why is that happening? Second, please explain this outfit:

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Flashback Friday - Real Genius

Hey, remember when Val Kilmer was relevant? And also hot?

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Oprah Will Stop Giving Away Cars in 2011

I have to say, as someone who used to be a big ole, stupid fan of Oprah's mid-afternoon talk show, this season has been...crazy disappointing. From Whitney! to Mackenzie Phillips! to Mike Tyson! to Sarah Palin! It's just one ratings stunt after the other. So, the "breaking" news that Oprah is taking a bow from her daytime show in 2011 (less than two years away), didn't disappoint me nearly as much as it once would have.

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Celebs and Their Kids Dance It Up with Yooooooooooo Gabba Gabba!

Christina Aguilera, Snoop Dogg, Taylor Hanson and Travis Barker hung out with the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba! in LA this weekend for their live performance, “There’s A Party In My City."

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