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Weekend Bonus Photo in Search of a Caption: Angelina and Jack

I just couldn't help myself. You've got all weekend to meditate deeply on this one. Winning caption will be announced Sunday night.

WINNER: "Angie: twins. Jack: triplets." Thanks, SuzyQ!

NKOTB on The Today Show, For Real & Finally

And I...uh...completely forgot to watch. Perhaps the novelty of nostalgia is not as big of a motivator as I previously thought?

Luckily, we live in the age of this thing called the Internet, so we can all watch the Not-So New Kids perform their hits and one new song live, in the rain and with some horrific acoustics, or maybe that's just what Jordan really sounds like. Hmm.

Either way, OMFG NKOTB SQUEE!

First up, it's time for a MONTAAAAGE!

Photo In Search Of A Caption: Sarah Jessica Parker

WINNAH! kristi: "Bravo's Runway assignment to create a red carpet dress out of items found only in your garden takes a terrible turn for the worse...and lands directly on SJP."

bwahahaa! Thanks, kristi! (Hey, remember that one PR where they had to construct an outfit entirely out of materials from a florist/garden shop? Sucked for them, good TV for us, man!)

(Sorry this is so late today everybody -- apparently I have a difficult time distinguishing between AM and PM. D'oh!!

Will leave this live a bit longer than usual to make sure y'all have ample opportunity to riff on it its greatness!)

George Clooney is Nuts. In a Good Way!

Now that Cannes is up and running the marketplace is revving up, too. Good news for George Clooney as the star is slated to do a new comedy that wins title of the year: Men Who Stare at Goats.

According to Variety, the picture "is an adaptation of British journalist Jon Ronson's book about the U.S. Army's First Earth Battalion, a unit that was to use paranormal powers." To stare at goats! Fantastic.

No wait! Don't go! There's more news of Clooney after the jump!

I Praise You: Microserfs

Gather round, chitlins, as I tell of the mid-1990s.

I work in an office with people who were, like, twelve during the irrationally exuberant early to mid-1990s, when we used Elm or Pine to check our e-mail and Melrose Place was still on. Now they're bright and shiny 26-year-olds, and I am chronologically eligible for "cougar" according to Urban Dictionary, and we all practically have Feednet. They nod politely and wipe my chin while I dig around fruitlessly for my ringing phone and complain about Newt Gingrich and the second season of Twin Peaks.

So I loaned one of them Microserfs. Like being there, circa 1994.

Friday Eye Candy, By Popular Demand: Bad Boys, The Sequel

So I missed some super lickalicious bad boys last week, as you all so helpfully reminded me. James Spader? DUDES. How could I miss him? I should be charged for crimes against Eye Candy.

Herewith, my acts of penitence:

Sayid from Lost (Naveen Andrews). In my own defense, I left him off last week's list because I don't think of him as a bad boy (I mean, the heartbreak, the torment in the man's eyes. Such a man, I thought, cannot be truly bad). Then I thought: Iraqi torturer, future assassin for Ben, hmm... that math adds up to BAD ENOUGH. And his hawt is undeniable. So. Feast your eyes.

Gossip Rag Thursday

Oh noes!! Now that we know it's twins, there's got to be some new drama in the Jolie-Pitt household for gossip rags to spread around. And In Touch wins the award for the fastest breakup rumor!! Can't be serious.

Wait, Britney's got a bump?!?!

This Week In Covetousness

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We Covet Giant Microbes: Why not embrace our microbe friends?

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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: No Mo

They were such a lovely couple, too!

I know I'm not the first person to make the "no mo" joke. But it makes me giggle, alright?

Dolly Parton Shocked, Hurt, and Humilated by Howard Stern

Dolly Parton is pissed, y'all.