Britney's Midnight Fantasy: Smell the Glamour!

Britney (or more likely, some marketing goob who hates his job very much) is running a contest to promote her latest perfume (this is Cheetos-and-chlamydia-in-a-bottle number three, for anyone keeping score at home). They call it the Tic-Tock (sic) Photo Diaries Contest:

Share what happens to you when the clock strikes 12... Where are you? Who is with you? Pay attention to yourself – What are you doing? How do you feel? Savor every last detail and when you think you have it down, re-create that perfect moment and capture it as best you can in a digital photograph.

I'm curious (GEDDIT) as to what kind of "midnight fantasies" Britney's fans have these days. I'm imagining Sheffield-Quigley-style MySpace photos, a lot of prom dresses, and perhaps with some hairbrushes wrapped up in tin foil like Academy Awards.  Also a shitload of existential angst. I mean, obviously.

Grand prize is a fucking iPod. Signed by...Britney! I'm totally scribbling illegibly on my iPod with a Sharpie and then telling everybody that I won this contest. My Midnight Fantasy is to stay awake until the end of Colbert. Arms' length photo snap that, betches.

After the jump, a few Classic Britney Midnight Fantasy Moments of her very own. Remember kids: it's not enough to savor the moment. If you aren't being photographed, the moment never happened. In fact, you don't actually even exist.  

DISQUALIFIED. Photo subject probably doesn't even remember where she is, much less who's with her.

DISQUALIFIED. Failure to savor every last detail. And every last drop of wine.

DISQUALIFIED. Contest rules clearly state no nudity is allowed. However, forward to Bill in Creative to see if similar product placement can be used in next print advertisement.

Comments

[Meleah Rebeccah]

I think you would do better if you scribbled your own signature on the back of an IPOD!

[Tracey]

oh for the days of hot mess brit (with hair!), as opposed to depressing mess brit (without hair!)...

[Nick]

I think if Mamapop does anymore contest, the absolute coolest possible prize would eb an iPod signed by Team Mamapop. Yes! Oh and a Team Mamapop t-shirt too of course.

[Brittany]

ha. she actually makes Paris Hilton look classy and sophisticated. that HAS to take some serious skill

[Nic]

FYI Brit: Boobies go UNDER the clothing.