Britney To Write Tell All?

Britney arriving at Parc in Hollywood last week

Britney Spears is hurt and angry and she wants the world to know! Reportedly, Brit's penning a tell-all and is determined to dish every last bit of dirt on those she feels "did me wrong", including Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, and her mom, Lynne. Word on the "interstreet" is that her once closest friends will be "shattered by her revelations".

I don't have a crystal ball, but I predict revelation #1 will be "Paris Hilton wears granny panties when no one's looking". I betcha!

Here's a sneak peek of what's allegedly going to be in the future best-seller...

According to various inside sources, Britney is planning to divulge the following:

• "Justin Timberlake constantly lied to her about other girls and that destroyed her self-esteem."

• "Justin became mean toward the end of their three year relationship. She said he called her fat and told her she’d need to lose weight before he would have sex with her."

• "She feels Kevin Federline just pretended to love her for the money and a music career. When that sunk in, she was so heartbroken that she wanted to kill herself.”

• “Kevin deliberately tried to drive her crazy with his womanizing, his wild spending, and verbal abuse at the end of their marriage."

• "Britney will call her mom, Lynne, a stage mom from hell and blame her for almost every (problem) in her life. She’ll say Lynne is money hungry and that she was just along for the free ride."

• "Britney thinks of Lynne as a meddling, smothering person and blames her for her messy marriages.”

Reportedly, when Britney recently told Lynne and her father, Jamie, about the book, they were both devastated.

“Lynne was totally crushed,” says an insider, “and her dad warned her that if she bad-mouthed any of the family, she would regret it for the rest of her life."

If this book is truly in the works, then my advice is this: Brit, you better get yourself a very talented editor because I have seen your blog and Grl Ul B NeEdiN sOmE SpeLliN sKiLlZ.

Comments

[Tere]

Oh, I just bet it's going to be riveting.

It sounds like a desperate effort to blame everyone else for her bad choices. Although (and I can't believe I actually wrote a whole post about this at my own site a couple of months ago), I do believe her parents share in some blame for not setting her on the right path and guiding her.

And for not slapping her around a bit. I don't advocate hitting, but that girl could use a good smack upside the head.

[Amalah]

Oh Brit. She's such a spoiled little child, honestly.

She never understands why all her attempts to make people understand and feel sorry for her (Chaotic, her "Letters of Truth", that crazy video last week) just backfire on her.

I think Simon Cowell was spot on when he said Britney needed to spend some time in a developing country to get some prespective and get her head out of her own ass.

[Nicole]

Didn´t she just record a song with Justin? So she thinks he´s an ass but he is still good enough to help her with her comeback?

[Kyla]

Oh Brit. It sounds like a teenage tantrum in book form. *sigh*

[The Muse]

I completely agree that her parents are *partly* to blame. She's been molded and forced and coerced into what her agents/producers/parents/fans have wanted since she was a teenager (and before). I think that she was a lot like some students the first time they go away to college -- suddenly Mom and Dad aren't around to tell them to go to class or not to drink or try that drug, and some of them go hogwild and they wonder why they've failed their classes. Instead of saying "I let things get out of control," they blame the professors for making "the test too hard" or some other excuse.

Some people just need more guidance than that.

[Dad Gone Mad]

CHAPTER 6: OMG, Y'all. Have You Ever Had A Pork Rind And Marshmallow Cream Samwich?

[KJ]

"She feels Kevin Federline just pretended to love her for the money and a music career..."

Durr.