Eddie Van Halen Leaves Me Speechless
When did Eddie become an 80-year-old alcoholic woman? Here he is at a post Oscar party last year screaming at kids to get off his lawn.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Is this man dying? It seems like just yesterday he looked like this...
There are no words. ...Or excuses for that hair.
EDITED TO ADD: Check out his interview with Rolling Stone in September. Who talks like that about their son?
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OMG, I am laughing out loud at this.
Too funny.
He DOES look like an old woman screaming at kids....
Posted by: JenneLou (but sometimes Jennifer) | May 01, 2007 at 04:06 PM
that photo, along with your "When did Eddie become an 80-year-old alcoholic woman?" has had me laughing LITERALLY aloud for the past two minutes. THANKS YOUS.
Posted by: Tracey | May 01, 2007 at 04:24 PM
And who is that smirking behind him, "I know, I used to think he was hot too"?
Posted by: mswas | May 01, 2007 at 04:29 PM
OMG...I'm rolling. ROLLING, I say!
Posted by: Izzy | May 01, 2007 at 04:31 PM
my GOD. what happened to him? (and god, YES, he looks like an old lady)
Posted by: joy | May 01, 2007 at 04:40 PM
my GOD. what happened to him? (and god, YES, he looks like an old lady)
Posted by: joy | May 01, 2007 at 04:41 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(breathes)
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Amalah | May 01, 2007 at 04:52 PM
This picture was taken right before he went into rehab... there was a picture posted somewhere (and for the life of me I can't remember where) of him with a new haircut and skin that didn't look like it had been washed with a paste made of cigarette ash and liquor.
Posted by: The Muse | May 01, 2007 at 05:03 PM
According to Eddie's website he entered rehab last month. So, he can't be looking that much better!
Seriously you guys. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Posted by: Lena | May 01, 2007 at 05:28 PM
Found the photo! :)
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2007/04/eddie-van-halen-out-of-rehab-with-new-teeth/
Yeah, obviously, he gots him some new teeth, too.
Posted by: The Muse | May 01, 2007 at 05:53 PM
Oh good, I was too lazy to look up the new photo. Eddie's looking WAY better now. New toofers always help as well.
Posted by: missbanshee | May 01, 2007 at 06:34 PM
Maybe this is what sent Valerie to Jenny Craig.
Posted by: Sarah | May 01, 2007 at 07:41 PM
LOL, my husband refuses to believe thats Eddie Van Halen. The poor man is in denial.
Posted by: Marilyn | May 01, 2007 at 09:26 PM
I almost choked on the apple I'm eating I laughed so hard. Near death experience! Haha! He looks like an 80 year old lady who is yelling at children while soiling her Depends. Wow.
Posted by: Kyla | May 01, 2007 at 11:09 PM
Dude.
Eddie's all "LEAVE! THEY'RE JUST USING YOU!"
Now I can't breathe again.
Posted by: Y | May 02, 2007 at 12:46 AM
You know looking back at the young EVH, I'm shocked that I never realized how much he and Valerie looked alike.
Posted by: MammaLoves | May 02, 2007 at 09:10 AM
ML, I thought they looked alike too.
It is good that he got a trim. If not he wouldn't even need a pointy hat and a broom to be ready for Halloween. ;-)
Posted by: Maria | May 02, 2007 at 09:29 AM
SHUT UP!!! I can't believe that's him! Seriously! Hilarious!!
Posted by: Blue Moon Girl | May 02, 2007 at 02:14 PM
"Eh? Whadja say? Ah, hell, I'm toothless, old, deaf and wearing a Depends, but I'm still takin' home this young piece of tail behind me. Howdaya like them apples?!?"
Posted by: laura | May 02, 2007 at 11:55 PM
Makes me sad to see he's aged so badly. Wow!
Posted by: Lisa | May 03, 2007 at 01:47 AM
Gaaaassssspppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!poor guy! Most 50 year olds don't look 80!
Posted by: HollyCate | May 03, 2007 at 04:37 PM
Unbelievable - the old photo, huh? I was madly in love with him in the 80s - holy *&^%!!! Anyway, in the photos of him after rehab, he's totally hot again. There's one on a website somewhere and he's wearing a white shirt w/a blue tank underneath it - totally movie star. He must be totally horrified by the before pics!
Go Eddie!!!
Posted by: BoarderChick | May 04, 2007 at 12:09 PM